@my.floofy: Meet Captain Security, the bravest guard dog… until he saw us in masks. 🤦‍♂️ He was supposed to protect the house, bark, and scare off intruders, but nope! The second we opened the door with those masks on, he went into full panic mode! 🏃‍♂️💨 Instead of guarding, my guy turned into Usain Bolt, sprinted straight for the nearest escape route—aka, the window! He jumped out like a dog on a secret mission… but the mission was just getting as far away from responsibility as possible. 🤣 So much for top-notch security. 👌🐶 Share and comment if you like dogs. 🐶 Credit unknown. Please DM us for credit. #dog #doglover #cutedog #funnydog #securitydog #dogrunning #scareddog #dogjumpingoutwindow