my 5 yo telling her teacher she got a new baby brother. we chose him because he's black. had to explain we got a puppy not a child.
2024-10-27 02:13:46
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Sarah Welsh :
My daughter told her bus driver she was going home to have a cold beer… she meant root beer 🤦🏻♀️
2024-10-27 00:58:24
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🌸Smiles🌸 :
My teacher I work for showed a Mother's day paper her daughter filled out. Under what her mom forgets she put "who she slept with". Her mom forgets who which kid she reads to sleep is what it meant 😂
2024-11-02 00:55:23
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Corina 🇺🇸 :
My son was telling people we had a girl living in our garage- it was an Alexa Speaker
2024-10-27 01:43:25
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Jennifer Casale :
My son had to describe what his mother did for a living in 5th grd He said my mom walks the streets. I’m a mailman 😂
2024-10-27 15:21:25
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madtinker5 :
My daughter told her pre-school teachers that mommy was dying. I was dieting.
2024-10-27 10:36:20
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Heather :
When I had my hysterectomy my daughter told everyone I got spayed
2024-10-27 04:33:42
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Sammi :
My daughter learned all the parts to the eye when she got contacts, one day she announced loudly in class. “I have something in my uterus!” She meant… her Iris..
2024-10-27 01:44:05
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Valerie Novak :
My son in 3rd grade told his teacher we took him to the Super Bowl in Louisiana the night before is why he fell asleep in class- we live in MD…
2024-10-28 01:20:17
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Jess :
I had my gallbladder removed and my son told his teacher a man cut me on my stomach and I was in the hospital. They thought I was attacked!
2024-10-27 02:35:02
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becca🦢💚🥀 :
I told my first grade teacher my momma guarded drugs....she was a security guard at a pharmaceutical company😅
2024-10-27 00:59:12
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nykole-EEEEEEE :
when we dumped my grandma's ashes in the river at the funeral, I told my teacher that we threw my grandma's body in the river cuz she died.
2024-10-27 16:33:03
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yoda_shanny :
My brother announced to the grocery store, “Mom when is dad coming home from jail?” She said “TONIGHT he comes home every night! He works there!” Oh the looks! 😳
2024-10-27 15:42:20
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Ashley :
My daughter told her teacher her dad taught her how to do b&e’s. He is a locksmith 😂😂😂
2024-10-27 01:11:08
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emilykessler37 :
My husband is a lineman. Our pre schooler told her class he left us for a Helen. (Hurricane Helene 😂🤦🏻♀️)
2024-10-27 21:15:06
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Antioxx :
my daughter told her entire class I was an alcoholic and drink all day every day. here she thought there was alcohol in Dr pepper..
2024-10-27 02:32:53
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Girl east of the Rhine🏳️🌈 :
my son's kindergarten teacher thought my husband was black because he ALWAYS colored him brown in his pictures. my husband worked construction 😂😂 he's just TAN😂😂 she 😳 when she 1st met him 😂😂😂
2024-10-27 17:17:51
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sher :
My daughter (3 at the time) who was obbessed with Cinderella, came out of my room on thanksgiving with the entire family there, had my “wand” in her hand, singing “ Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo” 😭
2024-10-27 21:32:16
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Crystal @thegirlcangrill :
as a kindergarten teacher, I know EVERYTHING that goes on in my students houses
2024-10-27 03:04:17
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user9450913928190 :
Told my teacher in 8th grade my mom was getting finally spayed after 4 kids.... she was having a hysterectomy.
2024-10-27 02:12:24
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Teddie :
My daughter told her teacher and class that I went to parking lots to do hooking. I’m a truck driver that meets other drivers so we drop trailers and hook up to there’s!! 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
2024-10-27 01:17:33
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Nurse_Mishel :
I had a friend who lived in north carolina that would get moonshine, and let it sit in the refrigerator for a year in mason jars with fruit. In first grade, the teacher brought out a mason jar and asked what it was and their daughter shouts out "that's a liquor jar". lol
2024-10-28 07:11:38
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Bryndís Ósk 🇮🇸 :
when my oldest was 4. she told her teacher that she slept in a plastic bag in the trunk of the car over the weekend.
it was a new sleeping bag and a small trailer. I thought cps would be at my house w
2024-10-27 01:20:37
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Rø :
I told my daycare when I was 4, that my grandpa did beat us, My dad got called in, he just said "yes, and there is nothing we can do, every time we visit he beats them" they where shocked, my dad 1/2
2024-11-19 20:43:43
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