i too would bawl if my parents would threaten to call me snargle or gorf
2024-11-03 04:33:22
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sam rasberry :
My dad told me he met my mom on the side of the road and picked her up to take care of her. I told my whole class that story. My mom was SO mad 😭
2024-11-03 18:59:36
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🌟 :
Snargle and Gorf is DIABOLICAL 😭✋
2024-11-04 03:16:54
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Henry :
My mom would pretend to call the adoption agency when I misbehave 😭
2024-11-03 01:10:38
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troyboii_ :
The 1rd one 😭🙏
2024-11-03 00:36:34
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ion.even.know :
my dad convinced me he was batman and i had to do bat training so i could take over the batman name… bat missions were his chores..
2024-11-03 18:47:19
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Paz :
My dad has a huge scar from a motorcycle accident
He would tell me he gave birth to me and that was the scar from it
2024-11-03 19:27:38
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Ikana :
I asked my Dad why there were so many Santas at the stores, and he said there was a Christmas Dinosaur, and every year, he'd eat all the Santas. The last one standing won and got to be Santa that year
2024-11-03 04:31:10
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sadhbh🙋🏼♀️ :
my mum said whenever the ice cream van played music it meant that they ran out of ice cream😭🙏
2024-11-03 14:22:11
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keisha :
bro i live in calgary why have i never heard of the complaint line
2024-11-03 01:23:05
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Doom_Guy_ :
I love the funny absurd lies parents tell kids so they don’t do something rash and unnecessary
2024-11-03 07:34:03
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Sam :
That turning on the inside lights in the car will get us pulled over and arrested
2024-11-03 01:41:14
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Bailey♡ :
I had a friend in HS that thought reindeer were fictional 😭
2024-11-03 02:38:58
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LlewelynMoss25 :
But is the first one not like completely possible?😭
2024-11-03 01:00:22
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chloe appel :
my mom told me that when mcdonald’s had the american flag up on the flag pole it meant they were closed, believed it until 8
2024-11-03 01:27:56
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valissaclown :
They refused to sleep bcs they were excited for the next day. Said they would just wait. I told them the sun didn’t come up unless the whole world went to bed, and they were holding the line up.
2024-11-05 02:27:26
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tio :
I NEED to remember the first one for my son. I NEED to remember it.
2024-11-04 22:22:27
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Rausis :
They were bawling? Did they win?
2024-11-03 01:06:03
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amy :
mine told me that when there was 3 feathers ontop of a cockatoo’s head it was a cockathree and if there was 4 feathers it was a cockafour ( and so on ) i told my friend this in primary school and she
2024-11-03 07:54:12
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brian.wham :
The second one, my parents would tell me the hazards button in the car would eject me out of the roof if I pressed it😭
2024-11-03 04:30:08
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Floatn ༽ :
this is basically abuse
2024-11-03 04:49:13
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Daddy :
…. Oh I’m using the first one at least once 😂 sorry kids
2024-11-03 01:57:22
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