@jasonritter1980: This is for anyone who has ever taken the magical mysterious universal spork journey… you start at oh my gosh, why aren’t sporks everywhere? And you end at oh, that’s why. I still think they’re so cool though. Some sporks even have knife sides, so there is even a third utensil function on just the one utensil! But then you kind of need a second spork to hold down whatever you’re cutting, which defeats the purpose. Plus the knife sides can do a number on the corners of your lips if you eat soup by forming a tight seal around the utensil, which I sincerely hope you do! If you don’t you may be one of those people who clang down on their utensils with their teeth and pull back the food into their mouths like a rake, scraping tooth along metal the whole way. Not the most effective way to eat soup, as soup is usually mostly liquid which can escape your teeth as easily as a fried egg can escape any one of those infomercial non stick pans that cannot possibly be real. Are they?? Anyway the point is, I love a good spork and they are great for camping, and for anyone legitimately concerned I did not actually lose a spork. I lied for entertainment purposes which I offer not as an excuse, but as an explanation. Be careful with those knisporks though!! Or sporknives!!! I’m sorry for anyone who bought the spork from my tiktok shop when it was $10,000 because now they are less than a burrito

Jason Ritter

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Sunday 03 November 2024 17:06:50 GMT