@lauren_mcdonough: Reasons to take me on a date — 1) I am an extremely cheap shout. Not only is this me after one drink, I’m already legless before the date. 2) If you get drunk, don’t you worry at all — you won’t have to walk too far. I’ve got good parking. 3) Without a doubt and without even having to dance, you will already be a better dancer than me! #fy #fyp #viralvideo