@bradgosse: When someone says they write children's books, but you can't help but wonder if they're secretly plotting world domination with an army of teddy bears and juice boxes. Because nothing screams "trustworthy" like a grown adult with a suspiciously large collection of crayons and a penchant for bedtime stories. #suspicious #joke #comedy #parody #sarcasm #cynical #darkhumor #grouchy #funnycaption #irony #deadinside #humor #archiebunker #grumpy #comedywriting