Mine is whenever someone says “my bad” my response is always “who else’s bad would it be” everyone hates it but I love it
2024-11-30 03:03:31
123
cruzz.castillo :
My favorite is saying no and then proceeding to get that whatever they asked me to
2024-11-30 05:12:19
78
janderEye :
i once said “bounce pass” when one of my friends asked to hold another friends baby. i’ve been living off that high for years
2024-12-01 06:28:17
32
Schlooper :
One of mines is when anybody asks me to do somethin i go “nah” while im cureently doing it
2024-11-30 17:24:34
15
Idjit :
i like to point with my thumb over my shoulder and say get a load of this guy when someone in public is making a scene
2024-12-01 06:56:30
5
KRUEGER :
my favorite is angrily saying “don’t tell me what to do” as i’m actively doing something they told me to do
2024-12-01 02:16:57
4
Low Polygon PalmTree :
i alwayse go "you know what they say" and then either make something up or say nothing
2024-11-30 21:26:17
18
Max :
I tell the Norm MacDonald Frog joke at every opportunity. Never gets a laugh, just as he intended.
2024-11-30 23:11:08
5
Bela Furcifer :
My favorite is “OH! But when I say it”
2024-12-09 12:39:33
1
reeee :
Whenever your watching tv or a movie with at least one other person, whenever they start cheering or clapping in the show/movie, I do so as well
2024-12-01 06:52:06
1
Hunter :
Time for you to get a watch is perfect every time
2024-11-30 03:14:18
5
Jack Kinney :
If someone ever mentions an owl, I’ll just say “who.” People will go crazy trying to explain who or what they are talking about
2024-11-30 15:29:14
5
spamwalters :
coworker dropped #4 now I’m in witness protection
2024-12-07 10:59:09
2
Spoken Stellar :
My favorite currently is when I’m in a gc talking about something that happened and just hitting them with a “wait, so did *this thing* happen?” Half an hour later and then denying that it did vehemen
2024-11-30 13:54:15
3
7lypaper :
mine is whenever i say something ti someone and they respond with “huh” i go “HUH” as loud as i can after them and then immediately repeat what i initially said as if that reaction didnt happen
2024-12-01 14:55:56
1
JustSomeDude :
if I'm ever asked for how much or how long something will take, really any question involving numbers I'll answer "a million" like the island boys
2024-11-30 02:26:34
6
ColeDownLow :
"Can you hand me the-"
"no"
hands it to them anyway.
2024-12-01 06:47:18
1
The_Moderator 🔻 :
I like acting surprised and when someone looks the same direction I say “I just saw a gnome!”
2024-12-02 04:31:22
2
cas :
two of my favorites are to say "hey don't tell him" before a stealth kill in a game, and when ever somebody can't find something hit them with a "sorry I was hungry"
2024-12-20 18:50:59
1
Brentley M :
My favorite has to be when I’m going to talk about something unrelated to current topic in conversation, I say “speaking of (current topic)” then start talking about the unrelated topic
2024-12-01 07:47:56
1
Kiwi :
anyone: "man, it's hot in here"
me: "my bad y'all"
works especially well in the summer
2024-12-01 00:23:08
1
Pete.Codes :
#3 every time. My friends hate me 😏
2024-12-01 08:18:16
0
GettingBlahajBlasted :
I say "housekeeping!" when I knock on doors before entering closed rooms
2024-12-01 06:55:18
0
parmësean 🫕 :
I love when someone asks me to do something, I immediately say no and do it anyways
2024-11-30 20:52:04
0
To see more videos from user @probably_notchris, please go to the Tikwm
homepage.