when my sister said i look like the zebra from Madagascar and I said "is it bc of my arms?" and she said "what else would it be?"
2024-12-03 22:38:20
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MΣᄂӨDΨ :
i was playing monopoly at school today and this dude was struggling to figure out how much he was meant to pay and i told him the total but he ignored me but it turned out i was right and then i said "did you doubt my maths because im a woman" and he just said yes
2024-12-03 12:33:46
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AngelAxelAlt :
I'm too scared bc I accidentally offend people all the time bc I think everything funny but I don't think it's true😭
2024-12-03 18:54:35
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ʜᴏsʜɪᴋᴏ :
I accidentally said this to a co-worker and I was scared they were gonna be mad? Or scared? But it was all good, we laughed it off
2024-12-04 02:28:11
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Izzy :
I do this to ppl that arnt my friends aswell😙 (I don't go around beefing w ppl but if anyone pulls that card I will say yes)
2024-12-04 20:38:34
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Apple User992756201 :
"well yes"😂
2024-12-04 01:38:59
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L :
Once my best friend since kindergarten said something that hurted my feelings so i said “bro that’s not very nice” and she said “your autistic it wont hurt your feelings!” She also tried to k1ll me!!
2024-12-03 16:16:03
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Starboy :
“Is it because I’m ga-“ YES. YOU BRITTISH CIGGY YES.
2024-12-05 18:32:48
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zaya :
@#1 gyro MIYUKI&mayuri Stan 🥱 @☆𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚢 !☆ @cassie☆ (comms open)
2024-12-03 15:12:57
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🪐~Hannahིᖭ༏ᖫྀ/🍂/🧟♂️/🧪🧊 :
@꧁𝓐𝓷𝓾꧂🥀🇳🇵 @lily☆🦈
2024-12-03 18:42:53
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Khan Keldi🦶 :
@дукдук🌀 папа "КТО Я?!" деп айтқандағы вайб
2024-12-03 20:01:30
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buck :
@🪖💐 rosemary @🦎🔩 both of you. ESPECIALLY YOU VI YOU GET CRAZY