@thatfarmerbarbie: Clearing this terror out of the drafts 😮‍💨 haunts me every time #gooseattacks #angrygoose #farmlife #saveyourself

K4B00M_TW1N❤️‍🩹 :

throw it and run

jazz :

I sit in them till they calm down or I pick them up and they are walking around with me bc wth is your problem

Urfav_brownskin :

Throw him

Maire :

Ari the Emu Farmer :

I had a turkey like that…had being the operative word. 😒😅

Sima B. Slettås :

cute but psycho✨

Shanda Belliss :

Putting the phone down is probably step 1, but I’m not an expert

jellybean1423 :

Hahahha

Suck it 602 :

Funniest thing I’ve seen all day! I hope you made it out OK😁

Jeff :

I love fois grois 🥰 😅

CuteConnection97 :

throw it

natt3599 :

dinner

Emma_vibes_dance22 :

Then put it down queen

shroyshe :

Just pick him up 🤷🏻‍♀️

Valerie Delgado :

🥰

David Bartels :

Just squeeze hard and have him over for dinner. A nice red wine sauce

Maisie :

As someone who was “goosed” in the caboose, in front of my entire grade on a school camping trip, this is bringing back trauma memories ☺️. Unlike my classmates, however, I’m not laughing at you.💕

Nichole Farrow :

Honestly, from there, I would mount him like you’re showing dominance and just hold him to the ground until he gets the point that you’re in charge you’re the leader of the pack

Debra :

Pick him up (one handed between the legs) give a gentle toss… I’ve been in this situation before!!

Kathy Miller Chevalier :

put your damn phone down

StinaForsgaard :

pick him up pull him close control his neck. Just like a dog.

Reboot.in.Progress :

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𐙚˚࿔𝓜𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓎𝜗𝜚🩰🦢 :

If it attacks you attack it back😏