Story point as to determine size of effort compared to another story, not a measure of time. Humans are good are comparing sizes, but terrible at estimating time to complete.
2024-12-11 15:19:31
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Jlevity :
You know what doesn’t increase my velocity? Meetings. Meetings trying to figure out exactly how much work every little thing takes.
2024-12-12 05:22:24
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markovs.razor :
MFW the 3 story point story takes 3 weeks to finish and ruins a Q4 roadmap initiative
2024-12-11 15:16:23
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Nexuitz :
I start to understand story points are a relate size. If senjor does a task, it might take just a day, where a junior might beed 3.......
2024-12-11 16:44:25
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🕴️ :
1 of the companies I worked at used shirt sizes, but they had a reference sheet to compare it to. It was mostly about the complexity, not about how much time you need as junior or senior developer
2024-12-11 15:30:35
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sleek-carrot :
They are right about story points shouldn’t be measured by time.
2024-12-11 19:45:14
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Oleksandr Balashov :
let’s use hours instead and then explain every time why we overestimate or underestimate when the actual hours don’t perfectly align with that, that’s so much better than story points with wiggle room
2024-12-12 08:27:50
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Ryu Gami :
Story points is a measure of size / complexity, but kinda the same thing, but they use story points, because some ppl are not 100% in the task
2024-12-12 17:53:03
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ionizer :
"how many story points"
..two second later...
"so how long will that be?"
2024-12-14 04:54:13
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PospishPotom :
you WISH for story points.
its way worse when PMs are asking for exact dates
especially when its around 3 month of work of five devs. imagine how precise the deadline estimation is
2024-12-11 15:14:37
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🕴️ :
I need a degree to do my job. My scrum master took the extra long 3 day course so now he can teach other people to become scrum masters
2024-12-11 22:07:07
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Garcia :
Sorry bro you just had to handle a lot of agile scrum really bad implemented many times afaik. Well implemented makes sense
2024-12-11 20:40:16
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Dr. Bacon :
Time is a construct. Maybe even an illusion. Story points, on the other hand, are the foundation of life 😅
2024-12-11 22:53:17
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JC_RedFalcon567 :
how many coffee cups will it take 😅
2024-12-11 19:29:18
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Queer Feminist :
To me who works in IT but studied writing on top on my autism this entire ''storypoint'' re-phrasing would be a nightmare to understand. I'd be totally in their face about it as a disabled writer 😒
2024-12-11 19:25:12
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jayars 🇦🇺 :
I'm living this right now 😡.
plus our story points are used as kpis,
penalty if our estimates are off by 5%
and expected 15% velocity increase yoy (<5% inc = underperforming)
2025-03-01 01:00:16
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brikVah :
🤣🤣🤣
2024-12-19 21:30:20
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Art Goes Agile 🤟 :
Can we use McDonalds meal sizes instead of T-shirt sizes? Like, this task would take BigMac !?
2024-12-15 23:19:54
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user4162660550954 :
Or hear me out we make a todo list and push an update out every week or so until the end of time.
2024-12-30 12:53:01
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Ryan :
I measure everything in story points. Volume, speed, mass. It’s the all mighty unit!
2024-12-13 14:18:09
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Anahita :
Am i bad I like this. Communication is the weak point of so many companies
2025-01-09 19:11:09
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Mindless :
It’s been decades and we’re still faking story points.
2024-12-12 11:40:27
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user8317804163639 :
Where’s Jared when you need him
2024-12-12 11:36:01
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Paige :
😂😂😂
2024-12-12 10:17:43
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XTra :
are all stories the same size? a cm is a cm , a kg is a kg. what is a story point. if you can't define the measure it's not "concrete". in the word of Morgan freeman it's just a made up fancy word
2024-12-12 09:01:58
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Mikku🇫🇮🇫🇮 :
Story points are the end of engineers and the beginning of corpo halfwits. Any developer who thinks story points are good have no passion and are ngmi
2024-12-12 08:39:37
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Yury Gnutov :
Relese wen
2024-12-12 08:21:03
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h :
aint it function points
2024-12-12 00:37:29
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rocka trion (r3) :
Scrum is wrong, period 💀💀💀
2024-12-12 00:09:36
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Eddie :
🔥🔥🔥
2024-12-11 23:21:55
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Daniel Brooks :
😁😁😁
2024-12-11 23:10:45
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Mickey Robledo :
bald eagles
2024-12-11 20:18:35
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Dimitris Tzanetos :
@bottle flip
2024-12-11 20:09:39
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Mostly Water :
Story points are NOT a measure of effort. If you think that you’ve fundamentally misunderstood the purpose. Story points are a measure of complexity ie risk.
2024-12-11 19:43:48
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BigM :
Where is jaared ?! We want jared.
2024-12-11 15:58:43
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