making your bed when the house is on fire is CRAZY I’m using that
2025-01-28 03:02:05
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alyssa :
These are all podium
2025-01-27 21:00:17
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Maddie B Raps :
Fastest cars are the first to crash?? BARS
2025-01-27 21:00:28
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rmelansky :
These are…really really good.
2025-01-28 06:49:34
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user4772029127711 :
Cotton candy in the rain is top tier
2025-01-27 20:57:06
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Damn Man :
I wish I could remember these to sound cool later on
2025-01-27 21:14:37
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BringTheParty :
My boss recently said “we are putting out deck chairs on the titanic”
2025-01-28 02:18:28
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Kyle :
Ted Lasso writers:
2025-01-27 21:27:47
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Asher Parke Klahold :
‘I was planting flowers, you thiught i was digging holes’
2025-01-28 01:40:07
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Maguc • :
waiting for the river to change direction goes hard
2025-01-28 05:39:20
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sammy :
Unreal performance from both teams
2025-01-28 00:20:52
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gubblewuppy :
Half the world knows how cricket works just altered my brain chemistry
2025-01-28 03:52:17
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zoinksroobs :
i’m LOVING “half the world knows how cricket works” ATEEEEE
2025-01-29 05:24:16
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🌟Basic Beks🌟 :
cotton candy in the rain also gives the feel that it's overly sweet/perfect, but lack no real substance
2025-01-28 22:58:39
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dukkymomo :
Cotton candy in the rain is poetry
2025-01-28 00:22:29
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Oldredtoyota :
First one is similar to “rearranging deck furniture on the titanic”
2025-01-28 04:07:57
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ron :
Can you guys make a book of all of these sayings
2025-01-28 01:12:20
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Tori :
y’all’s MINDS omg
2025-01-28 17:20:12
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MARP1ZZ4 :
You guys are just writing poetry out loud
2025-01-29 01:01:39
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lilli Ɛ> :
adding these to my corporate dictionary
2025-01-29 03:09:26
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Void 👾 :
For the first one, I use the phrase "rearranging pool chairs on the Titanic" [thank you Justin McElroy] ex: Mom deep cleaning the fridge before guests arrive while the table is cluttered and dirty.
2025-01-28 09:42:46
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devin ✌️✌️ :
cotton candy in the rain would be a SICK country song
2025-01-29 23:52:47
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prax.illa :
“making the bed while the house is on fire” gonna use this today
2025-01-28 13:57:44
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stogs.nef :
I do be making my bed while the house is on fire 😔
2025-01-29 07:25:53
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Alex :
The glass one already exists. “The straw that broke the camels back”
2025-01-28 13:53:29
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