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The Math Tutor :
"you encounter a lone goblin" "adopt them!" "correct. you encounter two goblins" "fireball!" "correct."
2025-02-08 21:50:56
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doffy :
the last one is incorrect the answer is "a brain cell"
2025-02-08 21:09:30
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jackknight :
"No... but correct." 🤣
2025-02-09 00:59:00
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Snow :
“A witch has entered the chat” 🤣🤣
2025-02-08 22:22:48
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LordRobS :
My DM banned my character because he started a ladder cult that accidentally broke the game
2025-02-08 20:04:14
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Pegasix21 :
“You encounter a dragon” “Roll for seduction”
2025-02-09 14:42:25
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Summer Izzy :
we adopted a goblin. his name was gobbie. but he wasnt a lone goblin. he was the LAST goblin. and the smallest. so i decided to just... give him an apple. he was confused. and decided to just follow
2025-02-08 21:24:02
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int20cha10 :
BBEG mean Big Bad Evil Guy
2025-02-08 23:30:14
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internetversemaster :
"What is the one thing a dungeon master needs most?" "Headache medication." "...I'll give it to you."
2025-02-09 06:34:25
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TheDawgest :
the one time we opened a door normally it completely downed my character bc there was a trap😭
2025-02-08 23:24:04
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zafire :
as a forever dm I laughed at this; but the inner me was sobbing because this BS happens every time
2025-02-08 23:14:01
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Raph :
First campaign we were tasked to open the door to a temple. It was simple solution to open but to our DMs shock we had done everything to over complecate the puzzle.
2025-02-08 21:32:18
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Chibi Kei :
Upon first meeting our bbeg I cast wild magic because I couldn't stand the monologue and all I did was give them background music to finish their monologue by. 🤣
2025-02-09 04:07:14
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𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 :
‘A witch has entered the chat’ SENT MEEEEEE
2025-02-08 22:37:53
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~°Картавый Панта°~ :
"what is something you share with the party" I confidently said 'a braincell'.
2025-02-09 05:37:48
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Kittensquirrel :
My party has a slightly different reaction to the BBEG: "We cast Vicious Mockery. We do not have a bard."
2025-02-09 04:09:03
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TrashuKun :
adopt that goblin, the world needs another Fartbuckle
2025-02-08 23:44:11
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Bearbarian :
“You encounter a horde of goblins, what do you do?” “Create my own goblin army!”
2025-02-08 22:18:52
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Tom C :
GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER!
2025-02-09 01:20:36
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Emeraldheart :
My character in my youngest child’s campaign put a baby goblin in front of our character’s and in fact I did adopt him.
2025-02-08 23:03:06
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IAmWasHere :
I feel called out on that lone goblin one... did that back in big fight one...
2025-02-08 21:39:11
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Big boi :
We encountered a giant wall, kinda like a memorial, we investigated it for an hour, eventually, someone rolled for perception and got a 2 DM: "It's a wall." Someone else then rolled a nat 20
2025-02-09 04:40:30
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Joab Brito :
the impostor syndrome one hit me way too hard 🤣
2025-02-09 04:38:19
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Queen of Sheba's mama :
as DM, I encourage splitting the party probably more than I should 😅
2025-02-08 20:17:28
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Ascendant :
I had a door that my party couldn’t open. They did everything they could think of until one of them asked if they could pull it open. The look on their faces when it worked was priceless.
2025-02-09 19:14:20
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