Just wanna nap for a decade (or two) without capitalism making it unviable
2025-02-06 00:04:08
4342
Luna :
If I were a vampire I would simply look up the Offenders list 😌
2025-02-06 01:20:55
1847
whyamihere :
I won't need vitamin D as a vampire!
2025-02-06 00:03:59
1623
Kristy 🧚🏻♀️ 📚✍️🫶 :
The iced coffee - I’m called OUT
2025-02-06 00:07:21
143
🍃Garden Pixie🍃 :
Your left flap and right foot has me dying becuase your not wrong 😂😂😂😂
2025-02-06 00:52:35
432
WhyAmIHere80 :
Okay fine. But hear me out: werewolf.
2025-02-06 00:40:39
174
Kayla Robinson | Author :
Okay, but I actually wrote a book about vampire who forgets to eat when she’s stressed 😅🤣 and also, I feel attacked
2025-02-06 01:06:18
354
Ana.booktok📚 :
You are like papa! 🫵
2025-02-06 00:01:56
644
Megan :
This man has me in an absolute chokehold
2025-02-21 21:36:59
0
klove.98 :
Should I… should I send this to my therapist 💀
2025-02-06 00:20:57
141
Bigscotman :
I'd either forget to sleep for like a century or immediately accidentally fall into a few decade long sleep and have to dig myself up when I wake up
2025-02-06 07:45:09
79
TrailerBrat :
I'm celiac with a ton of anaphylatic food allergies, I have to cook from scratch and can't eat out or pre-made food- trade that headache for a little sip-sip? Hell yeah!
2025-02-06 01:28:48
186
Thelilacghost :
I feel attacked
2025-02-07 10:16:33
1
Destyni :
Oh, I would forget about time and walk right into the sun wouldn't I?
2025-02-06 01:34:42
729
CherryEvelynn :
"Lenore yourself" STOP
2025-02-17 06:19:31
1
Benutyername :
Lenore yourself in the rising sun is so funny and devastating at the same time😳😂😳
2025-02-06 11:05:58
51
Aleksandra :
Why would you say that…….
2025-02-08 10:18:53
3
Trix :
I would accidentally walk outside during the day and turned myself into ash.
2025-02-07 05:41:02
3
julietduversaint :
Immortality? In this?! Miss me 💀😂
2025-02-06 01:30:32
25
mik :
I feel personally attacked by this relatable content
2025-02-06 18:18:12
4
Chan zy :
As a vampire just go through all the billionaires 🤷🏽♀️
2025-02-06 16:07:08
68
🌸ArsonCoffee🌸 :
You did NOT need to attack me like this, can't a girl dream?
2025-02-06 00:15:42
157
S T E V I E :
Daniel, you hurled this brick at my head
2025-02-06 01:44:39
130
jessie.g :
I think we've all been victimised by this take 😂
2025-02-06 02:02:51
117
Cade Amethyst :
ok but all of those problems would be solved if I was a murderous vampire. I absolutely WOULD go out and be a night vigilante, bc I'd finally be motivated enough to pursue my hobbies (eating the rich)
2025-02-06 23:31:56
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