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Z :
they don't have enough experience to have a healthy fear of legacy code and it shows
2025-02-06 23:35:48
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thats_a_bot :
webdev class? what am i a millennial? it was actually half of an intro to entrepreneurship class
2025-02-06 15:59:25
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Max :
They are only in charge of the Treasury, how much damage could they really do? Everyone drops a database or two 🤭
2025-02-06 05:46:30
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Lou Black (Singer/Songwriter) :
How did the kiddos learn COBOL running on old IBM/MVS mainframes?
2025-02-07 01:21:51
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PartyEagle777 :
As a Cloud Ops Admin who is on call too much, I need a clip of the "stop testing in production" bit.
2025-02-07 14:51:38
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Delta Blow :
No testing in prod. No. Testing. In. Prod. 😂😂😂
2025-02-07 14:08:33
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Joost Schuur 🇩🇪🇳🇱🇬🇧🇪🇺 :
Is it at least typesafe??
2025-02-06 21:18:37
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Carter Cole :
lol and backups have been failing for the last 4 months
2025-02-06 16:47:51
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eliasmiranda :
Like you need experience 5 years is probably not enough even
2025-02-06 23:40:38
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sp0inged :
backup technicians sitting wondering how much overtime they're going to pull in the coming months/years.
2025-02-20 07:43:56
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madradiation :
Dino nuggets in the breakroom! 🦕
2025-02-16 16:47:51
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gee :
I thought you were canadian?
2025-02-16 13:24:38
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Max :
Nope, the old people had their chance. We want to learn lessons the hard way.
2025-02-06 05:44:57
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prodrammer :
Nope. I walk in, drop kick their asses, and tell them to get the fuck out.
2025-02-07 16:33:54
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Spreadzies :
"The field of computing is the only one where no one can know everything. If someone claims they do, they stopped learning" - someone I don't remember
2025-02-11 17:52:31
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Phillip 🇨🇦 :
😂😂😂
2025-02-26 13:47:28
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pedro jason & mason :
🤣🤣🤣
2025-02-22 11:30:33
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Olaaf :
customers are our beta testers🙏no worries, scrum will fix all
2025-02-07 01:40:47
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- :
I wouldn't be that gentle. I would be very direct and then ask them to explain the challenges they face. I will listen to them but I won't beat around the bush.
2025-03-05 05:06:34
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The Roachman :
They did half a cybersecurity course they’re ready to modify decades of government code
2025-02-06 17:27:15
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Clippy :
The entire government has to be converted from Cobol to Rust in 12 hours. No time for testing.
2025-02-20 00:32:46
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Alex :
I swear to god this is the exact PR review I just had with a junior engineer last week.
2025-02-06 00:28:27
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Aelin Blue 💜 🏳️⚧️ :
the number of times I've had to explain, "we write unit tests so we known when and how we broke the app" is unsettling.
2025-02-06 00:40:47
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fish are cool :
this is the problem with "move fast, break things" they forgot the unwritten rules: "don't break important things" and "make sure everything actually works when you are done"
2025-02-06 19:06:23
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O dono da razão ☭ 🇧🇷 :
Testing? But I have faith in my code. Believe in yourself!
2025-02-06 00:53:04
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M—m :
They have read only access
2025-02-06 00:38:30
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Samuel Jay :
little my classmates be coding the whole assignment without any tests and then go why isnt it working bro maybe u would know if u did incremental development and had tests like damn
2025-02-06 00:45:15
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Elideus :
Maybe hire a cobol programmer lol
2025-02-06 20:49:37
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spedbox_ :
when you live long enough to see yourself become the PM
2025-02-06 00:34:40
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Beedrill15 :
If you wanted them to stop, you should’ve opened with the Dino nuggets.
2025-02-06 03:17:49
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RJ :
Ah… the all knowing junior tech boys 🤣, at this point I’ve forgotten more than they know lol
2025-02-06 01:16:26
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coffeeinnebula :
end to end tests are there to make it stop, right?
2025-02-06 07:10:18
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evan :
why didn't you lead with the dino nuggets?!
2025-02-06 01:41:07
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Colin :
Yea because im sure the 19 y/o knows the ins and outs of COBOL. Hes probably hitting stack exchange and ChatGPT (or the sketch Elon version) just to navigate.
2025-02-06 12:07:28
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brianallen3398 :
... zero sugar mountain dew? 😡🤬😭😭😭😭
2025-02-06 09:19:37
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Drew :
I still can't get over the fact that COBOL is holding democracy together rn
2025-02-06 00:36:39
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Jay :
Delete society? It won't be an accident
2025-02-06 07:21:38
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BitterSwede :
Young people forcefully taking over the records office at the orders of a charismatic leader, under the pretence of efficiency? Will people see the connection if we translate that to German or Russian
2025-02-06 07:26:37
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backslashw :
Criticizing the Musk???? Careful!!! Apparently that’s against the law now!!!
2025-02-06 05:22:55
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Guillermo Berroca843 :
why wouldn't I want to delete the boomers's information? 🤨, they caused all of this anyway
2025-02-06 17:49:56
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RubberMonkeyPants :
The nuggies better NOT be frikkin whole wheat 😡
2025-02-06 15:55:23
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Cedar Luna Leilani :
Lol I first watched this on yt and didn't get the dino nuggets line 😂😂 the whole skit is on point but that last line really makes it
2025-02-08 16:55:49
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Sam_Ka_Blam :
I feel like we're safe as long as these children don't learn COBOL.
2025-02-06 18:30:17
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sweatpantsgoth :
They look like actual children am I just old or do they look really young even for their age?
2025-02-06 17:48:32
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Ya mom :
Lmfaooooooooooooooo
2025-02-06 00:29:58
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NBious_Bird :
the cruelty is the point the carelessness is the point
2025-02-06 17:26:37
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Noonien :
holy shit, that looks amazing on you!
2025-02-06 00:40:00
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Vice :
Meeting rejected
2025-02-06 02:30:28
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oxnyxws :
How about you let us review so you can get on with that next interview? I am sure you need to move up or something
2025-02-06 03:46:55
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Marshmallow SB :
Oh come on it's safe, I just have to for loop checking and correcting the information and- *deletes clientinfo.json without replacement or back up*
2025-02-06 05:37:11
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MaxRebo :
Rizz is unmatched
2025-02-06 06:26:33
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Sive :
Analyzing data for anomalies
2025-02-06 06:51:49
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Drifting Squid Games :
Why worry about deleting social security when Elon is doing that for them already?
2025-02-06 14:04:58
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Jahnu Nyamu :
(try it with white monster i promise the response will be better)
2025-02-06 17:33:03
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Drewzilla :
it's like The Carver from Silicon Valley. 😭
2025-02-28 09:12:34
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