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Tori :
*describes a river scene* player:Is there water?
2025-02-14 13:19:34
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Phyco :
This is why the dirt in my homebrew campaign tastes like cotton candy. A player ate it, asked what it tastes like, and I'm too sarcastic for my own good.
2025-02-14 05:58:00
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GrimDragon :
I always have my laptop. Id just look up mineral compositions and come up with a logical awnser. Or Id say to save time I will awnser that question after the game for you.
2025-02-14 21:39:32
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Kj :
As a dm you learn to improvise😂
2025-02-14 00:41:04
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LPG :
*you do not tell me that your character has a tendency to eat dirt and is proficient on the different types so therefore you cannot tell a difference and it tastes like dirt*
2025-02-14 20:45:20
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LittleSirenLilit🐨 :
we have an assistant GM to work as a "rules public defender" for the table so the main GM can focus on herding us towards something resembling a story
2025-02-14 05:19:51
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Kaden Bilen :
“About 30% gravel, small pebbles(about 4cm on average), mostly soil.”
2025-02-14 21:24:21
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Crimson_T0w3r :
I will be the best dm chat trust🙏🙏
2025-02-19 11:21:13
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BiBatwomanBeyond :
im a dm AND middle school teacher. I've heard all the questions
2025-02-14 22:02:42
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N1_GAMER :
It looks like you are floating and I was confused at the beginning
2025-02-14 02:42:55
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👼Peanut Gallery (하나)👼🥊 :
say yes, nod and smile
2025-02-21 21:48:41
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19InchesofVenom :
A player of mine recently asked how spies give their side information and I said they infiltrate, get the info, and then bring the info back to base and they could not comprehend that.
2025-02-15 20:56:39
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chaoticcass_01 :
😂😅 so accurate
2025-02-15 01:58:20
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Dia Fluff :
✨that requires a perception check bro✨
2025-02-14 17:20:22
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Ahlzen :
The thing i hate is the players who won't let you get away with "set dressing." "There's a fine table with silverware set up before each chair." "What type of chair?" "Wood." "Type of wood?" 1/
2025-02-15 14:28:43
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Adria :
I love how it seemed like a completely random question but then it somehow became relevant 😂
2025-02-18 05:10:42
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Ky-ky :
Me: *Introduces new NPC* players: Is he hot EVERYTINE
2025-02-16 15:10:48
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Rakan :
will never forget when my players forced to figure out how a specific poison interacts with the cardiovascular system so they could perform medieval alternative surgery
2025-02-16 21:34:25
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☦karma Tsukin0☦ :
yo this seems fun
2025-02-16 14:04:37
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Lenio :
I have in fact had to do several calculations about how you could melt silver in a dirt hole. As well as looked up how to make several kinds of explosive from baking ingredients.
2025-02-15 22:20:58
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zafire :
and this is why I paid for an app that allowed me to download all the books and search through them
2025-02-17 02:03:08
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Azreal :
earthy. nitrogen enriched soil with decomposed leaves of course. smaller iron composition than normal but it does have traces of charcoal and calcium
2025-02-14 23:06:02
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zelda_fann477 :
hello
2025-02-13 23:17:11
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NickIsWeeb :
Always just : "roll perception" ..." oh a 5? yeah it taste like rocks"
2025-02-16 10:54:18
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TheDude :
This is why I DM with a laptop with Google always open!
2025-02-15 00:36:54
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