@faireisagoblin: turkey legs slap tho #goblincoreaesthetic

🧙‍♂️ :

"my family was cursed long ago, the products of bovine are poison to us"

Shadeslayer739 :

I was cursed by thy fae to be poisoned by wheat!

Jared Ray :

I break character at stands. Food safety is more important than immersion.

LinguiniBrandini :

I’ve worked food stands before at a ren fair, PLEASE break character long enough to do an allergy check with us, it’s so much easier than you getting sent to the ER because your throat closed up

Literally_Cassandra :

Ah, the curse of Glu Ten.

Lionblaze03 :

Wheat brings a horrid plague upon your stomach

Maria Cow :

“Good seller of delights! Does this dish contain the wheat plant? If it does I’m afraid I will become a curse upon this land so I must for everyone’s sake avoid it.”

Irene :

Unless you work there, there are NO RULES about speaking “out of character” as someone who does work there, PLEASE communicate your needs clearly.

gnewna :

"There is a geis upon me, that I must never partake of the grain of wheat, lest mine entrails be rent asunder..."

Highway2Kel :

Turkey legs are the only thing I go to ANY event for. Hell, I won’t even go to family thanksgiving without a Turkey leg being promised anymore 😂

Mads :

meanwhile me in full garb: can I have uhhhhhhh

Jasper :

Wheat welcomes Demons into my body

eve :

Wheat upsets the humors most thoroughly

Jay Wright :

Yeah too many of the drinks have the same problem at renfaire

https._.mmya :

“has thou used the wheated cereal grain? upon ingestion, i am cursed with an infliction of the stomach. please ensure that any of this blasted grain”

robynnnnn :

Coeliac 🙅‍♀️Forever cursed to be unable to partake of grain 🙋‍♀️

Steve! :

I heard the old term for diabetes was "sugar sickness" and I have the worst time now calling it anything else.

Quarter Till :

Wheat turns my stomach

Sarah LaCroix6979 :

Just some random guy :

*Paladin* Shop keep, is your food made with wheat? My friend can can not consume it, for a terrible curse is put upon them.

nickname :

I have ye olde lactose intolerance

euri :

Dysentary is right there!!!! But felt... I email my local faires with 'i got celiacs im bringin my own shit'

Mlover :

I thought you were gonna say “wheat gives me death” 😂

Raz Robinson :

Nay, twas merely a witches curse which has turn garlic against me! I am not of the undead, good sir, put away thine cross and stake!

Sir Sloth :

Is this beverage malted.