@marriedtoalunatic: The nine year old me would be‼️SO PISSED‼️that this is how adult me reacted after mentally rehearsing this scenario for YEARS. #homealone #fyp #911 #runlikeagirl #intruder
look babe if you didn't want to give us the secret ingredient just say that
2025-02-24 21:41:41
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Deborah Woods :
Girl, you chose fight, flight AND freeze.
2025-02-26 17:02:33
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tailoreddddd :
The panic at choosing the right knife is sending me 😂
2025-02-24 02:59:59
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bigjamie1001 :
double knives is INSANE work 😭😭😭
2025-02-25 00:58:56
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💜Pieces_of_me💜 :
I’m proud of you for not saying “Hello? Who’s there?”
2025-02-25 00:27:00
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Ok :
The secret ingredient is fear
2025-02-24 17:26:02
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amelie.fontaine.73 :
We can SEE every thought going through your mind
2025-02-24 05:51:19
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Dacockrell07 :
Grabs knife… NO THATS TOO SMALL! Grabs other knife…. NO THATS TOO BIG!!!! GRABS BOTH
2025-02-24 17:12:09
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stormiedawn :
911 dispatcher here. You may think you didn’t do great BUT you were so calm. Number one thing we have to tell people in this situation, BE CALM AND QUIET.
2025-02-25 16:50:56
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kiki.xo🖤 :
Excuse me robber I’m very overstimulated give me a moment 😂
2025-02-25 20:48:03
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d0sa :
You looked like you felt bad about having to use the bigger knife 😂
2025-02-24 22:39:43
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It’s me, Jessica 🫶🏼 :
“What do I do? Call the cops? Yes you call the cops.” 🤣🤣 Love the rationalization talk you gave yourself
2025-02-24 14:26:09
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Skankhunt42 :
Watching her grab the tiniest knife made me think of Scary Movie where all the assortment of weapons are laid out and she grabs the banana 💀💀💀
2025-02-25 02:04:08
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tristyjoe :
The fact u kept ur back turned that whole time made me so nervous haha
2025-02-24 08:00:51
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🌺 KIM 🌺 :
I love how you keep looking at us for help, ho we gone!
2025-02-25 07:47:33
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️ :
*takes small knife* *regrets and take a bigger one* *regrets and take both knives* I peed myself bc I laughed so much
2026-02-02 19:25:55
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bumble :
ladies and gentlemen- the real millennial pause 😭
2025-02-24 10:04:26
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Thetiddycollector :
Yell out “Babe I think your friends just got here” that way they don’t think your home alone
2026-01-31 06:36:20
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Elixe in Michigan :
hey atleast you didnt yell "hello?"
2025-02-24 20:59:50
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SavannaMcKenzie :
You had a pan of boiling hot sauce. That was your weapon.
2025-02-24 20:53:50
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•°kimdansa$$cheeks°• :
THE KNIFE GRABBING 💀💀💀💀 LMAO
2025-02-24 01:07:43
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trinkieschnick_mckinney :
the switch to the bigger knife and then double knifes i was like hell yeah 🥰
2025-02-24 15:05:58
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Michelle🎀 :
Not you taking your time to choose which knife feels best 😭🤣🤣
2025-02-24 16:56:27
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amy |-/ :
I was just in her live. The two footsteps was her chocolate lab pushing it's way through the back door. The secret ingredient is taco seasoning!!😮💨
2025-02-24 03:34:06
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LizzyCate 🏕️🎨🌺 :
“You call the cops. “ 😂💀
2025-02-24 14:32:17
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