@cmarieworld: Tell me your funniest dating stories

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2brosonthego
2 Bros on the Go :
I dated an A&E nurse and she pissed my bed
2025-02-25 15:07:32
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mrcreedaventus
MrCreedAventus :
Mate went on a date, 10 minutes in she admitted she was registered blind, when he told the lads we were 4-5 Stella’s in - imagine what we said, “2nd date you gonna take her the cinema? Or where a]was Cilla black? Didn’t the hi viz and Labrador give it away 😂😂
2025-02-25 21:01:41
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tony.lander
tony lander :
😂😂😂😂
2025-02-25 19:49:55
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use.bigbear
greg. bear :
if. it was some one like u I let u lock me in the I did have a mate Paul who pissed up against a television at a party lol
2025-02-25 19:01:38
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use.bigbear
greg. bear :
I don't mind if the woman is attractive and locks me and we get it on but there was a lot of red flags to.this woman
2025-02-25 18:59:54
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use.bigbear
greg. bear :
the neighbours new she had locked lots of guys in the house but because neighbours were having a barbecue they said not another one and let run through there garden lol
2025-02-25 18:58:35
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use.bigbear
greg. bear :
I got locked in a house buy a woman and had to lock my self in the bathroom and climb out of the window and climb down drain pipe and neighbours were stunned
2025-02-25 18:22:23
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daveqprevans0
Dave QPR Evans :
love to do you then your mum after
2025-02-25 17:24:46
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coombxdu9yx
Chase :
Went home with the date did the business then slept with the mum. Then the dad came home. I had to jump out of the bathroom window.
2025-02-25 16:30:42
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bigtuna1974
Bigtuna :
first date an exs I flooded her bathroom 🤣🤣
2025-02-25 15:22:43
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clivey47
clivey47 :
Years ago I had a girl put a pineapple ring over it with whipped cream sliced strawberries and cherries with crushed nuts it looked that good I ate it myself 😂
2025-02-25 15:21:41
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maxdaman87
Maks :
🤣🤣🤣cant stop laughin
2025-02-25 15:21:13
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ghostwarrior229
Ghostwarrior :
I once called my ex by her sister’s name and she destroyed my car. That’s understandable 🤣🤣🤣
2025-02-25 15:06:40
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huwswanseaactor
GERALD UNHINGED :
she turned up in a wedding dress and I inadvertently made her cry . she also hired a photographer to take a photo of us signing a registery book so I could even be married
2025-02-26 07:12:35
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itstrickytrickytricky
Richard :
black bags, duck tape, and a baseball bat, over dinner on first daye x
2025-02-26 13:44:25
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alanrobinson007
Alan :
I’ve got quite a few interest in stories maybe not putting it directly on here and I don’t get enough characters to use to tell the whole stories
2025-02-26 20:39:46
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craigsgotthemunchies
Craigsgotthemunchies :
years ago I was dating a girl that lived with her gran. I went round and assumed gran was out. my gf shouted down that she was in the bath.
2025-02-26 22:53:59
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craigsgotthemunchies
Craigsgotthemunchies :
I shouted up that I hoped she was washing that tuppence as I wanted to see my face in it. at that point her gran walked in the room
2025-02-26 22:54:46
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neronexis
Nero Maplethorpe :
I met a girl dating for 6 weeks slept over her house in morning her mum walks in to give her meds and dialysis she needed a transplant or only had 6 months to live
2025-02-27 08:02:58
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simmynard
sim :
sent you one
2025-03-17 13:32:15
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badgolfshots1
bad_golf_shots :
I just followed you on Only Fans. So good!!
2025-03-18 10:05:23
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stevewallis25
ozzy :
I cam home so drunk one night, but the early hours of the morning, I pissed in the wardrobe, I thought it was the bathroom
2025-03-26 21:32:32
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