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Obama Hamburger :
The Onion needs to bring back these productions
2025-03-02 18:41:11
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TheGreatMilenko :
satire news like this just wouldn't work in 2025.
2025-03-02 19:38:01
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Carrion Crow :
in today's climate, I don't know if this is parody or real life anymore 😫
2025-03-03 17:28:30
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Shawn B :
The most trustworthy news source of 2025.
2025-03-03 13:55:21
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Kazuo 🕸️ :
I think we should ban sleeping until we figure out the cause of these nightmares
2025-03-03 00:30:44
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Chris Mc :
Best buy employee trying to sell you a dead baby😂😂😂
2025-03-02 18:06:42
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Kate :
Absolutely! Addressing our subconscious can lead to healthier minds and peaceful lives.
2025-03-02 18:06:22
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A femboy busted in my eyes. :
Nancy is litterally me 🙏
2025-03-02 18:08:25
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Nate Northway :
Truly americas finest news source. Thank you!!
2025-03-03 18:25:47
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Terry :
Side tangent I know (and onion killing it as usual), but it's wild to me how much of our culture revolves around Damage Control Of, Reaction To, Resignment To, or *Incitement* Of, our tendency to suck
2025-03-02 21:36:08
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uainteverhadnochiapetusy :
All the people saying they relate to this and not realising it’s The Onion 💔🥀
2025-03-02 22:57:56
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Sam :
you know if you got rid of the onion and slapped a fox logo on there it's not too dissimilar My god the onion predicted the future
2025-03-03 02:06:44
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JOELEE✂️✅ :
my dream last night was so gore and violent that when i woke up from the dream i had to turn on the light and check if i vomited in my sleep
2025-03-02 22:03:59
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⛧Lucy⛧ :
Not going to be mean but that could actually be real in the current situation 😂💀
2025-03-02 20:08:45
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danido193 :
I thought it’s only me who has this type of dreams 😃 I love them tho 😊 free horror movies 👌❤️😊
2025-03-02 18:45:48
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Tyler :
Check out my last video. Anything helps🖤
2025-03-02 18:57:39
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