Jake Christie
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Tuesday 04 March 2025 21:30:00 GMT
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hazel 🇵🇸 :
“Even wolves” randomly thrown in there as a clunky attempt to try and make it sound like how kids talk always gets me
2025-03-04 21:56:03
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Smoggy :
Do the “this does not look good on paper “ tweet pls❤️❤️❤️
2025-03-04 21:33:15
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Emma :
“why is the son named 3”
2025-03-05 05:54:18
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Fabled :
I find the ‘even wolves’ so, so funny. Did they really throw that in there thinking that made it believable?
2025-03-04 21:52:43
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NovaRodent 🌪️ :
Also words literally die, when’s the last time you’ve heard somebody say milquetoast or apricity
2025-03-04 22:08:34
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TheTToons🇵🇸🐢 :
What if the son was a Christian baby? Would you believe it then
2025-03-04 23:36:11
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Vanna :
I believe her. My own smart 3 yo son once said "Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. Even dinosaurs make mistakes."
2025-03-05 05:37:35
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Vanilla Gorilla :
This tweet did incalculable damage to the internet. We just assume everyone is lying
2025-03-04 22:49:13
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UnicornDiscoDaddy :
This is the category that causes me physical pain from cringing
2025-03-04 21:39:47
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💖 :
wolves die??!
2025-03-04 21:37:47
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Ironic🚧Daemonic :
that 3 year old son? Albert Einstein.
2025-03-04 21:50:04
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janaia ౨ৎ 🍉 :
Her sneaking wolves to make it sound believable always sends me 😭😭
2025-03-05 15:56:52
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B🤍 :
Exactly, it’s the prose! A three year old could say something like this but it would be WAY more clunky
2025-03-04 23:52:03
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Rebekah :
The funniest part of all this is that it would have been a believable toddler quote if she had just stopped at "even wolves"
2025-03-05 04:55:17
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Alexis :
The Library of Alexandria would be quite shocked to learn the books are unable to die.
2025-03-04 23:14:26
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Pollito_bawk :
everyone dies, even Ruth Bader Ginsberg, who actually did die eventually
2025-03-05 14:05:05
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weewoo :
these always remind me of that joke tweet abt the 2yo baby who told his mom not to buy him jordan's and invest the money is his future or smth
2025-03-04 23:11:35
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mpollono :
My fetus told me yesterday : “pay your taxes dad or I will perish”
2025-03-05 13:32:29
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giozzik :
words do actually die , there are many dead languages
2025-03-06 07:29:27
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Adam :
I refuse to believe that child said Ruthkanda Forever
2025-03-04 22:22:41
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raeyeth :
I just found an old vid of my daughter when she was three. she told me about a bird falling out of her armpit. just for some context
2025-03-04 21:57:40
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"In the ontological abyss, our cognizance is a synecdoche, subsumed by the inexorable vicissitudes of cosmic entropology." --my son, 2 months old
2025-03-05 19:25:47
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Vinny Johnson :
A 3 year old with a stable foundation on the concept of death 😭
2025-03-05 11:55:23
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Sprite ⁉️ :
definitely in the top 30 genre of internet posts. would be higher up if i had better second hand embarrassment tolerance
2025-03-04 21:38:10
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