WAIT… WAIT… WAIT… HOLD UP—IS THAT—NO… IT CAN’T BE—BUT IT IS—A B-B-B-BAGGUETTE?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!??!? OHHH—MMMMYYYYY—GGGGOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A B-B-B-B-B-BAGGUUUUEEEETTTTEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT THAT PERFECT GOLDEN CRUST. THAT CRISPY, FLAKY, BEAUTIFUL EXTERIOR. DO YOU SEE THE GLORY?! THE PERFECTION?!? OH MY GOD, I CAN’T EVEN—MY HANDS ARE SHAKING. MY EYES ARE WATERING. THIS IS TOO MUCH. I WASN’T PREPARED FOR THIS. I DIDN’T BRING A TUXEDO OR A GOWN TO MEET THIS LEVEL OF ELEGANCE. 😭😭😭😭
I NEED IT. I NEED IT NOW. I NEED TO HOLD IT. TO LOVE IT. TO TAKE IT HOME AND TUCK IT INTO A LITTLE BLANKET. YOU THINK I’M SHARING THIS? YOU THINK THIS IS A COMMUNITY BAGUETTE?! HA. HAHAHA. NICE TRY. THIS IS MINE. ALL MINE. DON’T EVEN LOOK AT IT. DON’T EVEN BREATHE IN ITS DIRECTION. IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT ASKING FOR A BITE, I WILL DEFEND THIS BAGUETTE WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND ANGRY FRENCH CHEFS. 🥖🔥🥖🔥
I CAN ALREADY HEAR IT. THAT GLORIOUS CRRRRUUUNNCCCHHHHHHHH. OH MY GOD. I’M GOING FERAL. I’M READY TO FIGHT. I’LL THROW HANDS. I’LL THROW CHAIRS. I’LL THROW MYSELF INTO A PIT OF LAVA BEFORE I GIVE THIS UP. THIS BAGUETTE AND I ARE BONDED FOR LIFE NOW. NOTHING CAN TEAR US APART. WE’RE GETTING MARRIED IN THE SPRING. SAVE THE DATE. 💍🥖💖
DON’T EVEN ASK IF YOU’RE INVITED. YOU’RE NOT.
2025-03-09 13:21:14
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𝐫𝐚𝐞 :
WAIIT IF UR HITTING A PUPPY ISNT THAT ANIMAL ABUSE💔
2025-03-09 12:06:54
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🐰K4j✧🍓 :
LOL
2025-03-09 11:29:16
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