@haleyschuler8: Please keep these ruthless toddler stories coming, they’re my favorite late night read 😂 #toddler #ruthlesstoddler #sahm #twoundertwo #funnytoddlers #parenting #tryingnottolaugh #toddlerdiscipline #funnystories

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katastrophe0730
katastrophe0730 :
Our unserious generation gave birth to the most unhinged , unserious sarcastic generation
2025-03-10 01:51:07
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galaxyfanatic2005
Vessling :
Why these toddlers have better comebacks than I do?
2025-03-10 02:56:37
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morallygraymuse
Shadow Reader 📚 :
I told my two year old to watch her mouth, she said “I don’t have a mirror” 😩
2025-03-10 01:16:10
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thiccclikehunny
𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓬𝓬𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂 :
My daughters dad spanked her when she was 4 and she said "If that's all you got you better call someone!" 🤣
2025-03-10 02:20:22
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maggie_renee8
Mags | Mom of 1 💖 :
My mom told my daughter to shhhhhh, and without missing a beat she turned around and said did you just shush me?? 😂
2025-03-10 00:44:07
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mackenziefay0
Mackenzie🎀SAHM :
My husband and daughter were playing and he ran out of our room and my daughter runs after him going “get back here you rat”
2025-03-10 01:31:14
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jamie.rene.29
jamie.rene 🥀 :
My 3 year old woke up and the first thing she said to me was “sometimes people laugh just looking at you” 💀😭
2025-03-10 05:04:22
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khally767
Khally:SAHM🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒🦖🎀 :
I told my three year old he had to be nice to his baby sister bc she’s only little and he responded with “fine, she will grow up and then I’ll just be mean again”
2025-03-10 01:34:15
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user8614201241409
bel :
Finally told my toddler Im done arguing with you about this and he said well too bad I’m not done yet ☠️
2025-03-10 03:18:46
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illy.aaash
Ash💗 :
My daughters dad was telling me a story and she goes “daddy where’s the end” and he said the end of what and she goes “the end of your story”😂😂 she’s 4😂
2025-03-10 01:02:25
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jordynsingleton3
Jordyn Singleton :
My twin nephews cat recently died and one was crying and extremely heartbroken and the other one said, “yeah well I guess he’s pooping in God’s yard now” 😂😂
2025-03-10 04:00:08
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elizabethsmith776
Elizabeth Priddy :
My husband was arguing with our five year old.. she looked at him and said “blah blah daddy your crying more then my brother” (her brother is three btw)
2025-03-10 04:20:23
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k_gonefarr
k_gonefarr :
My husband asked our son where his manners went and he said “In the closet. And they’re just fine in there.”
2025-03-11 00:40:41
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josclyn.grace21
Josclyn Grace :
I threw a plastic snow globe on the floor and when my dad turned around to ask me why i threw it, I proceeded to tell him “ i didn’t throw it, i handed it to the floor”. I was 3, I’m 20 now😭😂
2025-03-14 07:43:20
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af87787
af8778 :
My 4 yr old nephew told me without missing a beat “to go cry in the car” when I told him I was going to cry because he didn’t want to give me a hug when I was leaving.
2025-03-11 22:55:21
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siarrahoff
siarra :
i told my daughter to clean her room and she said “i want to speak to your manager”
2025-03-12 11:25:59
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kristinaf1812
Kristina❤️ :
Talking with my mother day carrying on a conversation my two year old hollers mama I said yes ma’am she says hush 🤣🤦‍♀️I guess she was tired of me talking
2025-03-12 04:15:52
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oliver.lindsay20
Lindsay Oliver :
I told my 3 year old if she didn’t get off her scooter & eat her dinner I was gonna throw the scooter away… she told me “you can’t, it won’t fit in the trash” and just scooted away🙂
2025-03-12 14:49:42
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seasonedbysammy
AmPancake :
saw my son playing on his tablet so I asked what he was doing in which he replied "minding my business like you should be.." 😳
2025-03-11 00:45:31
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lexx2107
Alexis Gandara :
I was wearing overalls today and my toddler tells me she likes my old McDonald outfit.. then proceeds with singing old McDonald had a farm..
2025-03-10 02:06:37
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creepila
Crissy B :
I told my 6yo to stop giving me all that attitude & he looked me dead in my eyes & said “you gave me this attitude so deal with it” I bout fell out my chair laughing so hard 😂
2025-03-10 03:24:01
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morganwood20
Morgan Wood :
I had a baby 1/20 and about 3 weeks after my niece asked me if I had another baby in my tummy and I told her no he’s right here and she looks me dead in the eye and says then why are you still so fat and grabbed my stomach 🙂🙂🙂
2025-07-22 02:43:12
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megggggyyyb
megggggyyyb :
Not a toddler but he’s 8. He announced to all the parents on his new baseball team that I was “nonsocial” and didnt want to get to know them 🙃
2025-03-10 01:09:04
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ragemuffin
PrincessPae :
I got overwhelmed and snapped at my newly 5 yr old. She told my husband “Mom got mad at me.. WHICH WAS UNNECESSARY 🙄” You right. Watch your tone but you right. I apologized 😂
2025-03-10 03:05:21
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allisonmariee13
AMariee13 :
My almost 3 year old was asked 4 times politely to stop moving and eat his dinner. He said “okay mama. You’re really bossy today” I said because I’m the boss of you and he said “you think that”
2025-03-10 03:19:18
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