@asparaguts: manifest it #nyc #brooklyn #brownstone

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syanays
Andrew :
Ah yes modern day manifest destiny
2025-03-10 19:21:25
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wetkunai
WetKunai :
Does the colonizing never end?
2025-03-11 14:00:58
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oldewhittington
Whittington III™ 🤨 :
Come to the upper east side, plenty of lonely old people to hang out with
2025-03-10 22:10:12
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fears4queers
Alasdair :
“Befriend” I’m trying to marry
2025-03-11 16:16:14
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bloopmagooseagain
Wow! [they/them] :
… if your from nyc yall
2025-03-11 14:36:04
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msellyg
Elly G 🇭🇹 🍉 :
bet I'll try esp as a native nyer
2025-03-11 16:38:11
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elisewearsblack
Elise :
I befriended a neighbor over the years in SF, and I just inherited some very valuable art. I should have dreamed bigger for the house!
2025-03-10 15:32:02
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bklynshark
Bklyn_Shark :
well damn when you put it that way 😂
2025-03-10 15:39:18
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ninjaconsultant
Erin F :
Finally someone who understands
2025-03-10 21:18:37
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cap1sz
chris :
i did this, i now have a pair of guitars from the 60s lol
2025-03-11 16:23:24
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user090388900
E. M. :
Hush! That was MY IDEA
2025-03-10 22:16:27
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kgapoetwriter
Keisha-Gaye Anderson :
At least you don’t pretend to really care about people.
2025-03-11 13:16:52
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premoistened
premoistened :
"it's warming up, you know what that means?" yeah, violent crimes are going up "try to befriend an old person" oh.
2025-03-10 20:55:56
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sirvecunt
mUh Duh 🤌 :
there should be a communal tiktok pg where they can submit and adopt a gen zer in their early 20s (im dying in this job market 🫠)
2025-03-11 15:25:09
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pauliemcpaulface
PollyMcPolface :
yes, the Finding Forrester strategy. excellent.
2025-03-11 00:13:56
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bpopbrows
Ben Popkin :
Stay out of park slope! That’s my turf!
2025-03-10 21:39:49
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dracoulaura
dracoulaura :
This is has been my plan for years
2025-03-11 22:14:10
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haiexpectasians
HaiExpectasians :
i almost found a childless one but he was only renting 😭
2025-03-11 15:08:18
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witch.church
witchchurch :
Reporting to duty sir
2025-03-11 06:10:35
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eukethecomic
EukeTheComic 💎🛩️ :
Yes 👍🏾
2025-03-10 21:06:20
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helpmegetit1
HelpMeGetIt :
Even a rent stabilized apt would do
2025-03-13 03:28:15
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jrdynjnkns
Jordyn Jenkins :
I scored mine!!
2025-03-12 18:41:18
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cashdoles
cashdoles :
@Kevin @David @AmronZ @erixkzzuez
2025-03-12 03:09:11
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t_bahl
Tara :
Challenge accepted
2025-03-11 20:44:45
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nativenewyawker
Lea :
It’s so hard but I won’t give up.
2025-03-11 16:36:36
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the1kingrob
the1kingrob :
Last time I did that mans was a hoarder and the house was disgustingly dirty. I hope mans got the help he needed.
2025-03-11 14:16:02
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alia.wav
alia :
🫡🤲
2025-03-11 13:02:39
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mmemoww
. :
🫡🫡
2025-03-11 08:20:15
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showsiveseen
Shows I've Seen :
where can I meet these people
2025-03-11 01:40:07
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matthewtcomedy
Matt Torres :
😂😂😂
2025-03-10 15:51:20
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terrynicks
TN :
Ah yes this is called "The Pip" or "Young Jeffrey Epstein"
2025-04-19 14:19:24
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horchatatitan
B :
I read about colonizers in class.
2025-03-13 00:38:17
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princesspapaver
Calamarí 🇵🇷 :
🤌
2025-03-12 18:24:55
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mommyrandr
Valerie :
Let me call that lawyer my mother in law asked for to get that brownstone 100% in my husband's name.
2025-03-12 02:12:39
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art_girl3000
art_girl3000 :
Yes sirr
2025-03-12 00:40:11
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dynastyfiles
Skeyexsk :
Yesss lol
2025-03-12 00:34:23
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darealmarvelous
Marvelous One :
Lol
2025-03-11 11:38:33
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badplanning
Adam Schlesinger :
there are reasons why a lot of those people don't have friends. good luck
2025-03-11 11:07:55
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davidcruzhair
David Cruz :
💯💯💯💯
2025-03-10 23:50:05
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kenny.velez_art
Kenny.Velez_Art :
I’ve always thought of that but I couldn’t in good conscience. I’m also an introvert with the personality of a brick.
2025-03-10 18:46:45
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