Zerowoolfe
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Friday 21 March 2025 07:38:14 GMT
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Your mom 🏳️⚧️ :
they sent me to venus and you wouldn't believe what I came back with
2025-03-22 05:00:10
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penguin.in.a.blue.box :
Also a genuine question, not to sound like a phobic or anything...but...ummm...do the docs take out the sugar and spice and replace it with snails and such, or...omg I'm so embarrassed to ask this 😳
2025-03-21 16:21:47
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Fin/Kita🌈🧜🏽♀️🇵🇷🪶♿🤟🏽 :
where do us enbys go?!?! 😫
2025-03-21 10:11:07
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Fred :
I go to Jupiter to get on the compupeter
2025-03-21 13:57:51
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CaffeineandButtons :
Now this is a high quality joke
2025-03-21 12:45:51
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Cristi :
I went to Mars to get more candy bars and that explains a lot
2025-03-21 13:57:19
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hymn to virgil :
I personally can't afford to go to Jupiter 😞
2025-03-21 08:00:38
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Pdxpoppins :
My husband showed me Jupiter through a telescope and I asked “do you miss it?” Him: “what??” Me: “from your trip. To get more stupider.” Him: *37 minute long sigh* me: *high fives myself*
2025-03-21 22:05:34
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Mary B :
if you can't afford Space Jupiter, Florida Jupiter works😆
2025-03-21 15:11:06
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BellicoseDragonfly :
incredible bit. excellent writing on this joke. 5 star content.
2025-03-21 13:50:27
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TheGirlMichael :
My son is having too surgery on Monday and 💯 making this joke. Thanks.
2025-03-21 23:24:40
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catbananagaming :
the tough-love gender affirmations 😭 "I don't make the rules. Pack your bags, the rocket is leaving."
2025-03-21 15:20:01
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SinfulScientist :
meanwhile i ended up at mars but i got more candy bars
2025-03-22 00:04:50
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Zee :
This is giving Tina Blecher as an adult and I love it. ❤️
2025-03-21 18:33:28
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Splinter_Smith :
This phrase keeps coming up in my head. I can’t get rid of it. It drives me crazy. How are Jupiter and College related in any way at all please explain
2025-03-21 12:19:34
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Cat Naps Inc. :
the influx of tourism in Jupiter, Florida makes way more sense now
2025-03-21 16:29:55
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soukraut94 :
So sorry to even ask, but is it hard not ruling all the time? Also, is the drool overwhelming 😕
2025-03-22 00:24:20
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Raelyna The Red :
Am I not understanding this because I'm old or because I grew up in a different country?
2025-03-21 12:58:48
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mason :
literally had top surgery yesterday, when do I have to leave for space?
2025-03-22 08:23:40
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Mr. Adventure✨ :
I get a lot of questions abt my transition but No One asked if imgoing to jupiter😔
2025-03-22 00:46:44
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K👂a🚫K👁️a :
As a girl who didn't go to college, I feel so seen rn 🙌🙌
2025-03-21 13:41:27
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Em ✨ :
Wait I went to mars to be a superstar is that not what I was supposed to do??
2025-03-21 12:32:42
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thinkomancer :
I went to college to get more knowledge three times
2025-03-21 14:21:17
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Katie Charlotte :
Wait, I thought it was “girls to go mars to get more candy bars?”
2025-03-22 03:21:11
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Levi :
personally, the T itself made me stupider so it saved me the trip
2025-03-22 19:32:27
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