The Onion
Region: US
Saturday 22 March 2025 17:00:00 GMT
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Verdicternate :
Imagine being that one ninja that got photographed. Never live that down.
2025-03-22 17:50:03
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BBlast :
I was there now I'm pregnant 💚
2025-03-22 22:36:07
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The Clay is Silent :
If a city existed with this good of a sense of humor, I’d move there.
2025-03-23 11:03:53
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I don't remember :
I've been a ninja for about 18 years now and participated in this parade, great experience ❤️
2025-03-22 17:06:41
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Reneiloe Mkhwanazi :
South Africa 😂😂😂Nikuphi📣
2025-03-23 03:52:32
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Ryan Courville Sr :
I’m white. But not this white 😅
2025-03-23 06:56:45
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Kenny D :
We got the same results from our annual Democrats with Common Sense Parade!!
2025-03-22 23:17:25
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The Grizzly :
Not gonna lie with everything going on in the world and all the bad news reports about this and that… when the onion comes across my page it’s a relief
2025-03-22 17:23:06
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Crawdaddy_1975 :
I heard that John Cena was there too
2025-03-23 02:37:25
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Vyatcheslav Grim :
John Cena was there too 😂
2025-03-23 10:53:40
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SiMBA 📸 :
im gonna start showing these news reports to my mother
2025-03-22 17:19:45
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WildRoseWitchWorks :
This coverage of the ninja parade will never get old. 😂😂😂
2025-03-23 00:43:52
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Cody :
😂 Liberals.
2025-03-23 13:10:00
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Percival Sakano 🇵🇪🇯🇵 :
Let’s make this a real holiday
2025-03-22 17:03:54
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Pugmrsir :
Thank you to all who came out to not see us🥷
2025-03-23 13:39:45
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history is a guide :
I'm a ninja, and I'm reading these comments over your shoulder right now.
2025-03-22 23:53:14
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Émp Íré 🤴🏻 :
Any Nigerian here? 😂
2025-03-23 08:41:33
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TwistazMedia :
...only in America 💀😂
2025-03-23 00:16:00
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Juice Mormon :
Great to see these local traditions being kept alive
2025-03-22 17:09:21
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Daniel Marques :
No wonder Trump was elected in this country 🤦
2025-03-23 18:41:06
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Sir. ✍️🏽 :
Cleanup crews love the ninja parade. No confetti, no trash… just a vague sense of unease
2025-03-23 06:24:38
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Slope Book :
the ninja's biggest lifetime mistake is the public knowing the parade exists 🤣🤣
2025-03-23 11:09:36
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Ruzano73 :
That one ninja at the end just wanted attention😂😂
2025-03-23 05:03:05
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