I blame steve jobs. apple made smartphones, built a cult and then got outta here before we realized he was a problem. the worse type of buisnesman sees anything less than that as a failure.
2025-03-21 23:29:19
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ShieldStop :
genshin impact fan here: i did enjoy that, thank you
2025-03-21 23:23:39
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Carina 🍉 :
As a (former?)genshin player, yep. The Fatui run a Bank AND have jumped MULTIPLE Gods to varying levels of success.
2025-03-21 23:27:44
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solidassiraq :
This is Salesforce
2025-03-21 23:21:16
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Henrymeinz :
having a nebulous unreachable goal allows them to justify any of their actions as serving some larger true purpose instead of what it actually is which is satisfying greed
2025-03-21 23:34:51
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c.rhiannon :
it immediately reminded me of the aura of the internet in 2012 (the second time in my lifespan the world was “supposed” to end)—but the fact it’s become unironic 😩
2025-03-21 23:08:09
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brettstockmann342 :
Did you already do “moons haunted”?
2025-03-23 05:01:11
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Not telling you :
Houston Oilers hat what a pull
2025-03-22 03:49:35
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FRobert :
I know you’ve covered this but dril saying “I will face god and walk backwards into hell” is also one of those iconic things you think is from literature but is actually just a tweet.
2025-03-21 23:13:37
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Gabi :
i told tiktok this was educational
2025-03-22 00:09:44
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Ryan :
day 2 of requesting “baracco barner”
2025-03-22 16:19:36
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Jared :
this tweet is basically Shinra from FFVII
2025-03-22 15:04:30
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Parker Peter :
The tweet it’s self almost feels like an evangelion reference because literally in the show nerve is a company focused on selling weapons but also is melting the ice caps to find and kill god
2025-04-23 15:58:36
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xMetalhead2000 :
We entered the modern era around 2014 you can find surrealist stuff that feels ahead of it’s time starting then we’re kinda stuck in 2014 if you think about it
2025-03-21 23:27:35
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Alex&ra 🍉📻 :
Have you done “I never realized she’s holding a plate of corn in this scene”?
2025-03-22 04:34:28
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shellcatcherbilal :
it looks like a veridian dynamics mock commercial.
2025-03-21 23:18:22
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callisto ☆★ va & editor :
was not expecting genshin but yeah thats abt right
2025-03-23 06:20:25
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Cactus Head :
Evangelion reference?
2025-03-21 23:13:25
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TheOneAndOnlyGoud :
I believe the part referring to “drain the ocean to find god” might be a call of Cthulhu reference
2025-03-21 23:42:14
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Sal O’Troy :
Perfectly cromulent plans😂😂😂
2025-03-22 04:47:13
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Knautical :
Let's be real, if you had deity killing amounts of money wouldn't you be trying to chat with Dilbert too? 😔
2025-03-23 19:09:15
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Josey Montana McCoy :
Your delivery of the tweet is also deserving of praise 👏👏👏
2025-03-23 14:58:31
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jonah :
Endemic to tech companies. And car companies that pretend they are technically companies.
2025-03-23 04:25:09
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marlee :
i wonder if my hit tweet will be on this one day
2025-05-17 23:31:07
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🏳️⚧️ ms.jiji 🇭🇹 :
hall of legends tweet
2025-03-21 23:06:33
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