@esperborzoi: Red rocket

§øɲįç :

pros of having a male dog: no periods. cons of having a male dog:red rocket

Ivan_is_just_weird :

I hate that the emoji is accurate

Teljc10 :

I used to have a male dog and I’d say “put it away, Bear” and he’d listen. He was a very well mannered boy lol.

ok :

now what were you doing to get this audio 😃

Just me :

The amount of pictures my dog has ruined by having his 💄 out 😅

Bzzzzt :

We got professional photos taken of ours as a birthday present for my mum and his lipstick had to be edited out of every single one 🙈

phoenix glory :

my sister's dog has some sort of ED so it will come out and he doesn't know how to get it back in 😭 (yes he's fixed that's why it's more confusing for him)

tecnopirson :

okay buddy that’s enough😭

Devdev :

The biggest downside of Clifford the big red dog

🇳🇴 :

I tripped up the stairs, thought my puppy came running to help me, he looked me dead in the eye, sat down, pushed his 💄 out and ran...left me traumatised and horizontal on the stairs...

DarkLordCasseroleDish 🐍⃝⃒⃤ :

I swear, my dogs appears every single time I want to take a picture of him 😭 why won't you let me get a nice family friendly pic?!?

Rin Song :

Reading these comments I feel so lucky that I've only seen mine like twice in 5 years. He's just a demure boy I guess. 😂

lilasjln_ :

Well I'm happy with my two baby girls then

ITZY𐰁M𐰁RI❔ :

Lucky Peony :

And when they don’t you just make it disappear in a pic 😂😂😂

Noel. :

"i am who i am" 😶

Aapeli :

Maybe it’s Maybelline

Angela🍄🧚🗡️ :

Every day it’s “PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME”

maddier98 :

We had our dog in some of our wedding pics. Our photographer had to do some editing 😅😂

MERSK :

You have russian greyhound (borzoi) 😍🥰

Grave Little Toaster :

I need a collab with Abby, Cleo, and Marci

Dustin :

I don't understand why people are so offended or grossed out by it. I love my guys so much and it's just something that happens.

grace :

Not the South Park reference 💀💀

katees.main :

First

Fredward :

Once before my puppy was neutered my sibling and I were playing with him and we just see this huge red thing growing. We were kids at the time so that really freaked us out lol