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slatsf1 🇵🇸 :
“Oh I actually got permission to be on these lands from the local elders ummmm”
2025-04-24 05:25:41
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Even Sophie❓(mirror prns) :
imagine the power indigenous vampires hold
2025-04-24 17:43:58
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Cece 🆘️🇺🇸🍉🏳️⚧️ :
counter point they can't enter cuz the still require consent but because they can't get the consent of the original owners of the land they're just stuck
2025-04-24 10:11:00
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PunkSnotEd :
friend ran a DND campaign where vampires could enter your house whenever they wanted because they were the landlords 😭
2025-04-24 17:01:48
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LaurenLizzbeth :
I feel like that part of vampire lore can probably be traced to the inherent western conception of private property and home/land ownership.
2025-04-24 10:19:44
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FuglyDuckling13 :
I read a book called Elatsoe where a native woman uses the inverse of this trick to banish a vampire from an entire *region* by claiming ownership of the land in the name of her people
2025-04-24 18:19:13
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Jeff Kirby :
as an Australian I feel less safe from vampires now. thanks.
2025-04-25 14:18:26
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SmokedandBaked :
don't forget all the welcome mats
2025-05-03 07:46:08
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Leanra_ :
See this is why I was confused when Dracula entered the asylum after Renfield’s invitation because the asylum was owned by Seward. Granted, Stoker wasn’t very consistent.
2025-04-25 15:21:46
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🍉✨tobey✨🍉 (Taylor’s Version) :
Welcome mats 😐😐
2025-04-30 01:04:27
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Michaelsun Knapp :
Darcie Littlebadger does this in her book Elatsoe.
2025-04-24 20:05:48
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Jordan Verlona :
SCEAMING
2025-05-31 03:10:49
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Toast the inkling :
This raises a question though, does it ever state it needs to be the owner? Because I was under the impression it was just that they can’t go into a doorway leading to an interior without consent from a mortal
2025-05-23 23:31:13
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Sequitarian :
😂 Very true and it doesnt even matter which universe youre pulling from.
2025-04-25 14:05:43
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🌲Nor/Umami🌲 :
Well I thought you'd mention those welcome mats but I guess this would apply to more people than that
2025-04-24 17:52:41
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Lee West :
that's actually a plot point in Elatsoe. Most people assume that the invitation thing is a myth until an indigenous woman invokes it on a white vampire
2025-05-20 03:21:03
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geoshark12 :
Depending on the lore its not a case of them being unable to enter its a case of you can’t defend yourself if you invite them in
2025-06-13 03:06:33
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McQueen 🇨🇦 :
then they can enter almost any dwelling anywhere, with the number of wars, everything is probably stolen from someone.
2025-04-25 00:05:47
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DeadPixelsಠ_ಠ :
the vampires own Blackrock and Vangaurd so they can cross any property owned by the companies owned by the companies owned by the companies owned by the companies that own the property
2025-05-21 21:19:35
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Lucy29170 :
😳😳😳
2025-04-24 21:54:23
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Styxx | Comms open :
@The_strange_one
2025-06-12 19:48:52
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Brook_D_Skeleton :
Counter point the vampires also military member and cannot enter due to the third amendment
2025-04-24 14:20:30
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Toby :
That's such a cool concept
2025-04-24 04:14:13
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Lee :
At work, when turning over the shift from one person to another, there's certain phrases you have to say in correct order, or its not considered a proper turnover.
2025-04-24 11:02:51
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yamidemonwolf :
my favorite vampire is the opposite, he can enter any house in his country bc hes the lord and all the land is his🥰
2025-04-24 08:10:56
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asta :
thats fun lore to explore 🤔😄
2025-04-24 04:28:13
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Alex The Meh :
this could be taken one step further: Vampires can enter any home in the world since humans don't actually OWN the planet. We're merely living on it.
2025-04-24 14:39:00
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K🦘 :
oh australia also f*ed
2025-04-24 05:18:05
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SilentHades 🍉 :
The technicalities in y’all’s arguments are nullified by one line “I don’t believe in the Homestead Act”- meaning the permissions are based on the vampire’s belief.
2025-04-24 16:08:32
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Skwrl :
Now this is sending me down a rabbit hole. How much of a property right do you have to have to exclude vampires? If I stay at a hotel, do they need an invite? An AirB&B? If I live out of my car…
2025-04-24 13:16:08
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Jazz :
if we're going by sinners logic anyone inside the premises with permission to be there can invite them since G wasn't the owner of the juke, the twins were
2025-04-24 15:30:36
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David Stein :
Unless the structure has been blessed in accordance to the dweller within’s religious beliefs. ownership is merely a legal human construct…
2025-04-24 18:00:48
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Leo𓊖 :
what confuses me about the "you can't enter" thing is that the invitation doesn't need to come from the homeowner. all you need is to be inside the property.
2025-04-24 14:02:47
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Nathan :
all property is stolen, logically they could enter anywhere without asking. really not an American only thing
2025-04-24 07:35:18
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CatsBreadBikes :
I thought you were gonna say they can enter the neoliberal households bc of the "all are welcome here" yard signs 😂
2025-04-25 19:04:40
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Brian Turner8870 :
"home is where the heart is" ...so if you don't have a loving relationship, you're vulnerable to vampires
2025-04-24 19:52:41
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Caleb Lunsford :
I imagine some vampire being invited in and still not being able to due to the house being rented by the inviter
2025-04-24 19:32:04
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🌌🔮D4RK.MAGIC-BEANS☕️✨️ :
you should listen to "the vampire conspiracy (part 3)"
2025-04-24 09:39:33
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Call me Magic :
I love this, no magic safety nets for colonialists 😂
2025-04-24 04:23:25
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whatgoesbump :
HA! I always assumed that they weren’t barred by magic, they were just not allowed to do that because of vampiric over hunting laws. “Oh that one made it back to the nest, you have to let it go”
2025-04-24 18:59:17
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RainDogz15 :
This is literally a plot point in the book Elatsoe by Darcie Little Badger. Where Native Americans could revoke a vampire’s invitation to any part of their land, stolen or not. Great book 100/10.
2025-04-24 15:04:33
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Ren Wilson :
Haha. I'm Cherokee and safe from the woke vampires too
2025-04-25 19:43:04
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Tessa Valentine 🆘🇺🇲 :
I'm Shawnee and bought property on my ancestral lands 😈
2025-04-25 14:10:41
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user359812416911 :
“Under the homesteaders act-“ “WELL I CANT READ!”
2025-04-25 13:59:44
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Mark McElwrath :
Vampires advocate for Land Acknowledgement!
2025-04-25 05:27:27
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Allie & her Anti-Fascist Cats :
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2025-04-25 05:24:48
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Raz/Enigmatic_Tiefling :
both depressing and funny 😂
2025-04-25 00:52:23
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Kassandra Taylor :
isn't this what happens in the Castlevania animated show season 1 lol? /j
2025-04-24 18:35:42
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Sara | PhD Student :
@Fromthemixedupdesk 👻📚 please tell me this book already exists somewhere in the native horror sphere!
2025-04-24 18:21:01
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Psymoon :
🤣🤣🤣
2025-04-24 07:51:15
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abzukietujones :
hilariously funny skit. however it is based in incomplete historical knowledge and misunderstanding of the vampire myth. in reverse order, it supposed to be invitation by the owners specifically. so they would have to get permission from the nature tribe original to the region. or, in most cases where the dwelling is mo longer attached to the land it's on, the bank ceo that owns the dwelling mortgages. also, technically, all land and dwellings have been stolen via genocide ever sents pre written history. even us indigenous Americans have story's of genociding others for the land and resources, not just the "giants" some have stories of but fully other tribes and people we just wiped the fuck out. so technically in no instance could a vampire NOT acknowledge the homestead act AND freely enter any dwelling.
2025-05-20 16:31:05
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peterahoff :
Philadelphians are safe
2025-05-19 03:24:34
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Saleena Lockett :
😅😅😅😅😅
2025-05-18 16:53:52
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Teagen Maguire :
This tracks.
2025-05-18 03:11:52
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