I'm 2 years Cancer free. They had to take my cervix and uterus. The doctor wasn't impressed that I referred to them as "load bearing organs" 😎
2025-04-24 23:59:11
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Jamie Maginnis :
Had Leukaemia at 16, 31 now. This is a regular facet of my humor
2025-06-16 16:23:45
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ihateyou1023 :
the dark humor will get you through
2025-04-24 19:45:25
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AndreaMaize :
When I ask my husband to do things, he likes to say, “I stayed alive for this”, he’s a stage four head/neck cancer survivor 🙄
2025-04-24 19:48:17
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Range75 :
It’s weird seeing Darcy being the productive one of the couple.
2025-04-25 04:34:32
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Steph 🇨🇦 :
I made the mistake of showing this to my fiancé who has brain cancer and he’s been pulling the cancer card all evening now 😅 what have I done
2025-04-26 01:45:06
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Abbie Eubanks :
Thinking of you guys! Dark humor is better than none babes. Hugs!
2025-04-24 19:39:25
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NikkiG :
You two are amazing
2025-06-18 17:11:57
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MamiRevali :
Dark humour incoming. My dad tried to use that same card, my mom uno reversed him because she has cancer too 😅 told him to get up and help 😂😂
2025-04-24 22:40:52
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craig barney :
oh my god, i just died😂😂😂😂😂
2025-04-24 20:16:38
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pantscowski :
My dad made himself a cancer card (laminated and all) and used it whenever he didn’t want to do something 😁
2025-04-24 20:24:30
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Shelb🪴 :
As someone who was diagnosed with/ cancer at 11 and is now 26 and has been cancer free for over a decade…I still pull the cancer card w/ my family 🤪
2025-04-24 20:09:27
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🩵Blue Bails🧢 :
My soul sister died 15 years ago and loved to “play the cancer card”. She would have loved this video. 😂 I remember she took a wheelchair to the movies so she could be in the front of the line for
2025-04-24 20:38:08
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Jenny Jones :
My mom and I had double mastectomies one month apart. Humor is the only option
2025-04-24 19:48:43
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clemonslemons1 :
You're reading Acotar!!!!!??????
2025-04-25 21:38:33
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Oregon girl :
Cancer is NOT an excuse to get out of dishes. I promise. I tried that.
2025-04-26 15:17:56
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Great_Briton_ :
My dad asked my mom to peel him an orange. She told him he could it himself. “Here I am, dying of cancer, my wife won’t peel me an orange.” “Dad! You can’t play the cancer card for an orange!”
2025-04-25 01:14:28
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Whimsical :
STAAHHHHHPPPP!😩😂😂
2025-04-24 19:38:18
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Molly B :
I used my cancer card to get the last piece of pie at Thanksgiving one year. I have no regrets.
2025-04-26 01:20:39
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Frank :
Hey guys, Stage3b CRC Survivor here, 2 years NED, Dark Humor got me through this so I understand Completely lol Once a Nurse told me to make sure I don’t get Chemo on my skin at Disconnect because
2025-04-25 13:08:05
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Renate :
okay I just burst into tears. this breaks my heart for ya'll 💔
2025-04-24 19:42:06
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Mich :
My friend has the dead dad AND the cancer card. She’s set
2025-05-19 22:23:29
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laurawilliams2482 :
Gotta have humor to serve 🥰
2025-04-26 20:27:33
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