@reddit4438: On Graduation Day, My Family Threw a Massive Party - for My Brother Who Dropped Out - While I Sat Home Alone With My Diploma.. Later, Dad Called Just to Say, ‘Sure, You Got a Degree - But You’re Still a Failure and Disappointment in My Eyes.’ I Just Said, ‘Thanks for Finally Saying It Out Loud.’ That Was Five Years Ago. Yesterday I Executed a Plan That Changed Everything. They’ve Sent 15 Texts Begging, ‘PLEASE ANSWER! WE'RE SORRY!’