and he absolutely adores you too you'd just never know that.
2025-05-06 18:47:33
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Sam :
I had a German roommate who would turn off my showers when they deemed them too long 🙃
2025-05-06 21:15:35
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hetajunie 🌎🍝 :
It’s like having a personal assistant that you never hired.
2025-05-06 16:35:20
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callitforme :
Okay so is he my best friend or my worst enemy?
2025-05-06 18:15:28
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Martilenia ☁️ :
"let's go to the park and stare at families to signal that their children are too loud" seems a fun activity to me
2025-05-06 17:13:41
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Sister Vronnyka :
German roommate would help me keep my life together
2025-05-07 03:34:25
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daisiesfordia :
Like an extra judgemental parent u never asked for
2025-05-06 18:03:40
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faith :
I watch him when I miss my German boyfriend 😂
2025-05-06 16:36:04
1018
Ashley Baker :
Why am I attracted to this 😭
2025-05-06 18:04:24
1449
Jemima || Travel 🌎 🗺️ ✈️ :
“Have you practised your deutsch today” 😭 you’ve got my German man down to a t 😂
2025-05-06 16:11:07
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Bri :
Apfelschorle!!! My dual citizen child is still obsessed and hasn’t lived in Germany for 14 years. I fear he may be this roommate in the future.
2025-05-06 20:03:47
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AnaHyaSalima :
Aaaaaaah made me remember my german roommate back in 2011 who woke me up at 6am before a flight back home to tell me: I left frozen pizza in the fridge please don’t eat it. 🤡
2025-05-06 18:52:17
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simply Leila :
i thought my boss was mean turns out he's just german
2025-05-07 16:58:54
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🌹 🖤 Jo 🖤 🌹 :
my grandma was German and she died 21 years ago but for a second you brought her back into my life 😭 vielen dank 💖
2025-05-07 00:05:10
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Sam 🇨🇦🍉 :
German are just the oldest sibling
2025-05-07 01:29:34
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canyo :
Why is he coming out of a glass closet with these infos though 😭
2025-05-06 18:12:57
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Firedog :
only 7km 😅😅😅
2025-08-04 09:48:50
5
Subiwinters :
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 He always kills me with laughter
2025-05-07 17:27:25
5
J :
I would thrive under this structure 😂
2025-05-30 04:04:14
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Reema K :
This guy is living proof that Germans can be funny !!
2025-06-20 17:45:33
5
rebolalagartixa :
I am so scared of going to Germany by accident…
2025-05-07 21:42:21
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sj :
him making sure you split the bill with your date is really getting me LMAO
2025-05-06 18:32:29
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𝐽𝑒𝑠𝑠 🎀 :
I’m obsessed with the accent of Germans speaking English
2025-05-07 22:02:45
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Bunny :
My roomie doesnt even interacts w me, she looks though my window to see if im home and quickly runs away 🤣🤣
2025-05-06 17:50:13
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Nora 🐥 Bagua :
This is surprisingly very comforting 😅
2025-05-08 02:00:46
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