I thought you were making descriptions up at first and then I realized YOURE READING THEM 😭
2025-05-08 15:59:58
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maladaptive daydreaming 💙💜🩷 :
As a WLW, I would die for Clamantha
2025-05-09 19:54:20
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✨Wonderlust✨ :
Honestly ok with all of this 😂
2025-05-24 19:58:30
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Spencer Meade :
Ok but why is nobody talking about how cute my dog is?
2025-05-08 19:15:43
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Mike Millan :
Clamantha and Pearl actually broke up….
2025-05-16 18:03:55
1410
Crow man :
some of these feel like hate crimes?
2025-05-18 19:07:38
798
Christian :
Jokes on you. I watched 40 MINUTES of one episode of Drag Race.
2025-05-08 16:50:06
1337
Ezra :
I don't have a dog but I NEED Clamantha
2025-05-19 11:50:55
299
Nicole Cardoza the Magician :
This is unhinged
2025-05-24 20:42:26
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irl fairy 🇨🇦 :
I don't know if I should be offended or sending barkbox all my money
2025-05-19 06:44:37
451
skersh :
You should have an affiliate link for this cause you're about to make them so much money
2025-05-22 06:55:13
332
Clove :
this is the best pride merch I've seen this year. Barkbox is making herstory 💅
2025-05-23 17:11:37
217
wickedpickle :
Bark box is INSANE. They had a toy that apparently looked like a lady toy & it made so many people mad they sent out a mass apology for offending people via email 💀
2025-05-17 01:24:50
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It’s NaTonia Monét :
A cactus can’t grow in the closet, sent me
2025-05-10 22:22:36
317
corporate crime exorcist 🐢🏝 :
ok but Clamantha was too good 🤣🤣🤣 also I only realized half way thru you weren't making up those descriptions 😭
2025-05-17 13:58:09
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okokiknowiknow :
I haven't laughed so genuinely in such a long time. Thank you for this, from a cranky queer. Ps would also die for Clamantha
2025-05-23 15:48:44
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alsojosephstewart :
Ok FF giraffe is a good idea. You need to monetize that
2025-05-08 20:00:59
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valerimacdonald58🇨🇦 :
I kinda sympathize with the Bark Box team. Imagine having to come up with so many toys every month, descriptions and themes. They're running out of ideas so they fall back on tropes.🤔
2025-05-19 12:17:34
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<{•.•}>REDACTED ∣⃝⌿ :
ok the penguins have to be stolen feom Matthew and Paul
2025-05-24 14:51:33
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Nicole Cardoza the Magician :
I feel like the penguins are referencing that banned children’s book and if so I love it even more
2025-05-24 20:43:04
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Skreet Skratt :
as a wlw named Samantha I feel in my bones that my dachshund needs a clamantha toy asap
2025-05-24 14:42:36
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CA :
ok I do need clamantha and pearl tho
2025-05-18 12:35:18
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Samantha Fitzpatrick :
I love all of them, I don’t have a dog but I want every toy!
2025-05-13 23:28:35
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Leafonthewind42 :
The alien one comes with a facehugger??? (a literal allegory for SA)
2025-05-21 13:11:21
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