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Rheyeno :

My rouge wears metal armor cause it’s made outta steel

bearynerdy :

It's true. And Their favorite shoes? Their SNEAKers

Kyle the Barbarian :

thanks... I hate it 😂

Chezaidan :

The knee slapping sent me 😂😂😂😂

bigohboy :

three days later, as he finally gets it, the barbarian laughs hysterically giving away the whole party to the sleeping horde of ogres...

jostar073 :

Role a performance check with disadvantage

Brian's Hands Only :

"BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"

BerryBitzBB :

Roll a wisdom saving throw…

Totally not Tim Drake :

that took me like. 2 rewatches to get the joke

Bellespectatrice :

I mean, you're joking, but there actually are a lot of jokes like that in the rules. Especially in spell components. The component for detect thoughts is a copper piece (penny for your thoughts).

Mystacit :

“But her aim is gettin better!”

Mutt :

Da Dice Gerblin 🍉🍉🍉 :

you're making your next roll with disadvantage. 😡

kay 🎀 :

can i scroll

CardinalTheNeutral :

Someone tie up this bard and leave 'em in the dungeon for a couple days

Marebels :

I want you in my dnd party! ✨

errant Pilot :

I'm so mad that I actually laughed at that

~✨🖤Marcy🖤✨~ :

I can't believe you SNUCK that joke in!

Raph :

Haha now you’re fighting Mephistopheles

_MarsTheMarshin_ :

made my night

Miles :

we are all missing the obvious, mine wears scaled armor... because it's made out of hide & steel

Skits :

does a 25, 22, 16, and 24 hit

ChaseMagi :

You are filled with joy aren’t you