dapa elitis bgt wok😅💯
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hasumi :
gw tuh kadang suka mikir, knp Tuhan nyiptain gw seganteng ini? Maksud gw, ini udah bukan level ganteng standar manusia biasa lagi, ini udah masuk ke ranah mitos. Kalo ada kompetisi “ganteng nasional,” gw sih daftarnya langsung lewat jalur undangan. Gw jalan dikit aja, kaca spion motor liatin gw. Jendela mobil tiba-tiba ngembun sendiri saking terpesonanya. Bahkan CCTV minimarket pun suka zoom-in waktu gw lewat. Gw ngaca, yg gw liat bukan cermin, tapi harapan umat manusia. Gw senyum, bukan buat gaya, tp buat ngasih cahaya buat dunia. Gw lewat depan cewek-cewek? Auto pura-pura jatuhin sesuatu biar bisa nengok ke gw dua kali. Gw duduk diem aja, tiba-tiba ada notifikasi: “Kamu terlalu ganteng untuk berada di tempat umum.” Kadang gw mikir, knp orang-orang panik kalo deket gw? Ternyata karena aura kegantengan gw bikin mereka ngerasa insecure. Dan jujur, gw ngerti. Ganteng itu bukan cuma muka, bro. Tapi attitude, style, vibe, semua nyatu jadi satu paket bernama: Gw. Gak semua orang bisa punya itu. Gw bangun tidur aja, muka udah kayak iklan skincare. Belum cuci muka, belum gosok gigi, tapi aura good looking udah nembus langit-langit kamar. Orang lain butuh filter buat keliatan cakep, gw malah butuh filter biar gak terlalu silau diliat. Sumpah deh, ini muka tuh kadang menyusahkan juga. Mau jujur? Gw bosen dibilang “ih, kamu ganteng banget sih.” Gw sampe mikir, ini hidup gw atau drama Korea? Jadi ya, kalo lo liat gw terlalu percaya diri, itu bukan karena sok. Emg gw seganteng itu. Ini bukan kepercayaan diri biasa, ini udah masuk ke tahap akreditasi internasional. Gw gak cuma pede, gw adalah definisi dari percaya diri. Ganteng bukan pilihan, bro—tapi takdir. Dan takdir gw emg beda dari manusia biasa.
2025-06-28 08:54:27
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ramzoy :
I sometimes wonder, why did God make me this handsome? I mean, this isn't the standard handsomeness of a normal human anymore; it's already entered the realm of myth. If there were a "national handsome" competition, I'd sign up directly through the invitation. I'd walk a short distance, and the motorcycle's rearview mirror would stare at me. The car windows would suddenly fog up from my fascination. Even the minimarket's CCTV cameras would zoom in as I passed. I looked in the mirror, and what I saw wasn't a mirror, but the hope of humanity. I smiled, not to show off, but to give light to the world. I passed in front of girls? I'd automatically pretend to drop something so they'd look at me twice. I'd sit there quietly, and suddenly a notification would pop up: "You're too handsome to be in public." Sometimes I wonder, why do people panic when they're near me? It turns out my handsome aura makes them feel insecure. And honestly, I get it. Handsome isn't just about looks, man. But attitude, style, vibe, all rolled into one package called: Me. Not everyone can have that. I wake up, my face already looks like a skincare commercial. I haven't washed my face or brushed my teeth, but my good looks are already radiating from the ceiling. Other people need filters to look handsome, but I need filters to avoid being too dazzling. I swear, this face is sometimes a pain. Honestly? I'm tired of being told, "Wow, you're so handsome." I even think, is this my life or a Korean drama? So, if you see me overconfident, it's not because I'm pretending. I really am that handsome. This isn't ordinary confidence; it's internationally recognized. I'm not just confident; I'm the very definition of confidence. Being handsome isn't a choice, bro—it's destiny. And my destiny is indeed different from ordinary people.
2025-07-18 06:08:59
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manusia :
gue pernah jir, tadi gw di sekolah banyak cewek yang naksir gw jir katanya gw mirip gojo satoru, gw gak tau gojo satoru pas gw cari gw langsung sigma jir, habis itu gw di sekolah gw dibilang kok lo cool banget sih kan gw makan permen mint gw diluar jalan ada 4 preman tuh, tiba tiba mereka cegat gw, gw pun menghabiskan 4 preman itu dan 4 preman itu ingin menjadi bodyguard gw, karena gw katanya seperti raja iblis yang sangat kuat, gua ke warung buat beli es teh hangat, dan juga nasgor goreng, habis makan di warung, ada mafia yg nyerang bodyguard gua, tnpa pikir lama gw kalahkan mereka semua, gw pun lelah dan gua dibawa ke Markas mereka, dan gw disekap, bos mereka ingin memukul gw, gua tiba tiba ada aura dari tubuh gua yang bernama dark power, mereka pun habis lenyap gua pun senang, tiba tiba gw pingsan dan gua dibawa ke rumah sakit tamat
2025-08-03 15:26:00
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` Rozzaq ` :
repost ah biar di kira know 🤭🤭
2025-05-26 09:52:19
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sena tamvan🤭 :
gw pernah jir tiba tiba di panggil ke kantor sama guru, pas gw tanya kenapa, katanya "kamu mirip sama chico lachowski, ayanokouji, L, Leonardo Dicaprio" untuk fr jirr🤭🤭
2025-05-20 12:13:02
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Azil (Taylor's Version) :
bukan yapping lagi tapi rapper
2025-05-18 08:08:24
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Itoshi Glazer :
rilet🤭
2025-05-15 22:45:31
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elon sesudah before 🩴 :
jadi pas gw ulangan gurunya tiba tiba nyamperin gw dan nanya "kenapa kamu jongkok di atas kursi" gw pun menjawab "kalo duduk biasa kemampuan berpikirku turun 40%" terus gurunya tercengang mendengar jawaban gw, gurunya nanya lagi "emang kamu siapa" dan gw jawab "i'm L" seketika satu kelas kaget dengan jawaban gw🤭🤭🤭
2025-06-04 11:33:29
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📓 :
niat kek gini,tapi ga rame jir🤭
2025-05-21 14:21:08
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rifz🚀 :
yapping🤭🤭
2025-05-15 23:13:59
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私りん :
isi komen nya rill peak yapping
2025-06-09 15:19:55
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ZANZZ STORE :
literasi orang indo meningkat🤭
2025-05-25 05:35:40
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pera handsome😹🤓😜👈 :
final yapping🤭😹
2025-05-18 10:23:22
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G :
yapper final boss
2025-05-18 08:42:05
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Dion :
izin ambil foto
2025-08-07 22:13:37
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aApikA sIStem IReNg🌺 :
udh yappingnya 🤭
2025-05-20 12:25:13
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1willp :
yapping mulu woi😳
2025-06-11 18:27:01
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ktkhschu🕸️ :
jadi pas gw ulangan gurunya tiba tiba nyamperin gw dan nanya "kenapa kamu jongkok di atas kursi" gw pun menjawab "kalo duduk biasa kemampuan berpikirku turun 40%" terus gurunya tercengang mendengar jawaban gw, gurunya nanya lagi "emang kamu siapa" dan gw jawab "i'm L" seketika satu kelas kaget dengan jawaban gw🤭🤭🤭
2025-07-26 09:59:15
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ravaell :
yapping final boss😹
2025-06-03 23:32:28
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17qiwqiw :
udh yaping nya🤭
2025-05-16 04:25:39
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Nana :
yapping premium🤭😹
2025-05-26 03:35:42
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NEVERGIVEUPPBROO#R?M :
yapping jier
2025-05-23 13:19:16
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attalia⋆. 𐙚 ˚ :
yapping final🥀
2025-05-21 10:23:20
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Jexoo Studio :
mampir king🤭
2025-05-17 03:20:17
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malik :
boleh minta pict nya bg?
2025-05-16 04:14:50
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