@contraryian: #health #satire #parenting #baby #fatherhood #whitemonster

molgy :

noted.

Based..Zyzz :

He’s been having trouble drinking from the can, thank you for the tips!

Isaac :

what baby

☦ :

almost first

blegh :

🏰IceDancer🧙🏻‍♂️ :

When are you dropping the course 😂✌️

🐸 :

when can a newborn start his first cycle. don't want to start too early, I'm trying to be responsible. Is after 8 months ok?

The fuck you guy :

This might be the method

RODIOMG7 :

Japan truly live in the future 🙏🙏😭😭💔

Marcus :

"babe its ok. Its got zero suger so he won't get fat"

<>_•_<> :

?

aiden :

My baby will be watching Luke belmar and not coco melon

Nikhens :

star wars batlefront 3

gavin :

why would i give my baby less monster?

🔥Mⲗгᵏ|₂₂₀🔥 :

Teaching him young

6️⃣🎸Jace💪7️⃣ :

Only parenting TikTok I’ll listen to

genys1234 :

im taking this advice

Captain Licorice 🇨🇦 :

It's never too early to get your kids into motorcycles. I took one home from the hospital, was it mine? nooo but that's besides the point it's 4 months old now and the helmet really built it's neck muscles up

Primal wizard :

holy based ✌ ™

Harry Crumb :

Excellent.

Brian :

i will be doing this 🙏

some guy :

Thanks I've been trying to solve this!

Big d McGee123 ✝️🇻🇦 :

My child will be on that grind set

Lemon shark :

how my dad raised me