Ryan Maxwell
Region: US
Monday 19 May 2025 13:00:00 GMT
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✿ 𝔞𝔫𝔞 ✿ :
I work for LUSH, we have a soap called Phenomenal- it’s my favourite. An elderly man asked which of the soaps I thought were best, I look him dead in the eyes and say “oh, I’m a Phenomenal lover”🙃🙃🙃
2025-05-19 22:17:51
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Erin :
honestly, "coffee coffee coffee" would make me so happy for the rest of the day
2025-05-19 15:36:39
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aimee 🐋Xx :
i ordered an almond latte at starbucks, when he asked if i had any allergies i confidently said oh only almonds (i meant hazelnuts), he asked if i still wanted the almond latte 🤣
2025-05-21 05:43:31
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faye_cd :
I was blood thinners after covid I was trying explain to nurse that it was causing my nose to be really dry, I had brain fog and said "I am normally a moist person"
2025-05-19 19:47:03
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Amola :
I feel like a Facebook mum 😭😭😭😭
2025-05-19 20:50:53
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MoonBeastStudios :
I once tried to say "You betcha!" to a customer, but air caught in my throat and I aggressive said "You BETCH!"
2025-05-20 04:28:22
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Jonna :
Coffee coffee coffee got me thinking about Lorelai Gilmore
2025-05-19 13:15:59
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faithgriffiths440 :
I ordered a Starbucks the other day and when asked “ any allergies “ I said “no thanks”
2025-05-19 20:21:06
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Ay :
i work in a hotel restaurant and at the end of someone's dinner I said "I hope you enjoy the rest of your stay" and he said "you too" and he immediately put his head in his hands. been there mate, no worries
2025-05-22 00:11:18
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jdapollo707 :
I was grabbing a tables plates and a dull knife slipped off the plate into the customers lap. I was 9 hours in just look and the man and said “stabbed?” With the most monotone voice I’ve used in my life 😭
2025-05-19 21:29:59
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Daniel Simmonds367 :
I called my friend. His name was Chris and my name is Dan. I said ‘hi Dan, it’s Chris, he laughed and I corrected myself to only say hi Dan it’s Chris again
2025-05-19 21:54:56
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Reens :
I worked in a box office and a show was rescheduled. One customer complained “that is ages away, I’ll probably be dead by then” .. me not hearing the end replied “well something to look forward to” 😳😅
2025-05-19 20:07:42
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Cestakrve12 :
I forgot "zinc allergy" so I Said to my new doc I am allergic to "fake metals" she looked at me for a loooong time
2025-05-19 20:57:00
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chickpea :
I phoned up the insurance company and said "I've had a ...pring prang" because I couldn't think how to describe the minor accident that wasn't my fault 😭
2025-05-19 20:03:52
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📺Mike :
Opened a door for someone, they thanked me and I just stared at them and said "Open"
2025-05-19 23:56:02
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Michelle 🧜♀️ :
"Is this all for you?" 🤣🤣🤣
2025-05-19 13:38:01
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nathan :
I used to work on a really busy bar and instead of “can I help anyone” I shouted loudly at a full bar “can anyone help me”
2025-05-20 07:51:35
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Laura Townend :
I asked a patient if they had experienced any poons and nimbles (pins and needles) I had to think of an excuse to leave for a minute 🤭🤣
2025-05-19 20:31:12
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Rachel Ferguson :
I worked in a hotel about a decade ago and once earnestly told a businessman “can I show you my room?” Instead of “let me show you to your room.” He said “that’s okay.” In a real uncomfortable voice
2025-05-19 23:59:14
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Hplusthree :
I tried to ask “what breed is your dog” to a stranger instead I started shouting “breed? breed?” I was quite rude tbh 🤣
2025-05-19 20:44:07
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🐭Dandemaus🐭 :
when people ask how I am I usually reply "could be better would be worse" but one time I replied "could be wetter"
2025-05-20 07:04:27
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pheebs 🎀 :
i was at subway and asked for a 6 foot sandwich instead of 6 inch
2025-05-20 07:44:05
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kitty kat krazy :
the hairdresser once asked how I wanted my hair drying (she meant curly/waves or straight) I dead looked her in the eyes confused and said dry 🫠🫣
2025-05-19 17:44:09
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Katie :
I worked in a shop and someone’s shopping came to £16.15 and I said that’s a quarter past 4 please 😅
2025-05-19 22:17:03
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Craig Bradshaw :
At the same interview I asked what the dress code was, he said ‘what you’re wearing is fine’ and I replied ‘ no, no I have other clothes’
2025-05-19 20:38:28
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