I told mine I’m either switching teams or staying single. I’m not training another man.
2025-05-20 23:36:16
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shiningradiance :
"til death do us part" is for cowards.
"till every star in the sky goes out and time itself loses meaning"
now THERE is a vow with a lil eldrich existentialism in it.
2025-05-21 01:15:40
1408
JustSomeKings :
I tell my husband “we’re together in every universe” & he thought it was cute but I meant it as a threat. I’ll always find him 😂
2025-05-20 22:01:26
5323
Pat Fenis (Private Eye) :
"We'll be together forever 😊"
"Aww ☺️"
"I *will* find you 😐"
2025-05-21 02:08:12
4836
Bobbo :
Re-entering the dating pool at this point sounds like a living nightmare.
2025-05-20 23:23:16
1019
bubbles :
literally told my husband he was banned from dying because I follow wherever he goes, and if that happens, what will happen to our dogs? so therefore he's banned
2025-05-20 22:29:41
546
lily :
real
2025-06-06 18:51:14
0
Hannah.banana :
Not the people in the comments confusing Necromancy with N3crophilia 😭💀
2025-05-21 22:30:59
405
Captain Noodle :
"till death do us part" WRONG. NECROMANCY.
2025-05-21 14:25:51
440
Caron Connell :
if my husband dies I'm going to be alone. I'm comfortable alone and dating literally any other man sounds like torture.
2025-05-20 23:32:09
579
ChemGoddess1086 :
girl, my husband and I had a paper wedding 1.5 years ago and our real one in 6 months. I just asked him if I could include "i meant that as a theat" in my vows
2025-05-20 20:26:28
338
AirFriedBread :
"till death do us part"
nah. death will be temporary.
2025-05-21 05:05:51
289
Sei' :
Jayce Talis, is that you 😭😂
2025-06-09 11:30:55
0
fortnite_millennial :
and they say nec-romance is dead...
2025-05-20 22:28:35
843
kar :
jayce from arcane
2025-05-22 06:08:20
37
mak 📚🍓🌙 :
this is why i date scorpios. it’s the energy i need
2025-05-21 01:31:31
16
OforiSama :
Real
2025-06-06 00:00:39
0
✦﹒₊⊹˚༚𝓛𝓲𝓿 𝓢𝓪𝓽𝓾༚˚⊹₊﹒✦ :
Showed this to him and he just laughed, like I was joking😭
2025-07-17 22:33:00
0
Leah :
As if something as simple as death could keep me away
2025-05-20 20:25:41
252
JessFullerAuthor 🇦🇺 :
I agree with this 😂 I can’t do dating again!
2025-05-28 10:19:22
0
Haydes Strange :
the way you say "if I die-" makes my brain go off with "-YOUNG. BURY ME IN SATIN. LAY ME DOWN-"
2025-05-21 23:36:47
37
MadameVilksBloodyBooks :
I already have plans to become the spooky widow who talks to her dead husband on the porch.
2025-05-20 21:09:57
842
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