@reddit99886: i showed up for my own party and saw a banner: "congrats Golden Girl". 83 guests cheered. my mom laughed. "we used your $12,000 bonus to celebrate her promotion," my sister added. "No one really cares about birthdays after 30." I whispered, "Copy that." That night, I froze six cards, reversed 21 transfers, and changed the deed. By morning, the house had new locks, and what came after changed everything. #reddit#foryou