@imjohnsimmons: Out late. Nae drama. Then this lobster squares up casual, like he’s Begbie wae claws. And what does the “hardman” dae? Shites it. Slides back in his shell like nothin happened. Mate thought he was about to make history — ended up gettin roasted outside a shop. 🦞💥 Seafood called me out in front of a burd. Couldn’t let that slide. Glesga patter,Street beef. Madness daily. Follow or fight me. #scottishtiktok #glasgowtiktok #lobster #beef #scottish #glasgow

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joeblogz_
joeblogz_ :
Killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2025-07-22 16:03:32
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reecevince
Reece Vince :
That was fucking amazing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2025-06-04 20:59:44
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gerwynswithinprit
Gerwyn Swithin Pritchard :
that accent and them quotes 🤣🤣 got me buckled over 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2025-06-02 14:25:38
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adamblinkhorn1981
Ad :
garlic butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2025-06-17 13:31:05
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djdamot89
DamoT :
Up the Scot’s just like us Irish 😂😂😂😂🇮🇪🔥🔥
2025-05-26 22:53:38
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007biscuit
James and Frank adventures :
I'm English, I had subtitles, I still don't know half of what u said lol
2025-06-15 12:23:06
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kerry.mcfarlane5
Kerry McFarlane :
😂😂😂😂BRILL IF Y NOE Y NOE 😂
2025-06-06 09:09:04
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stevie8783
lugar 67 :
That's was class bro 🤣 🤣 👌
2025-05-31 18:53:40
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sstepperss
sstepperss :
“Seen tougher shells on boiled eggs” 🤣
2025-05-29 21:20:26
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debbie.smith082
Debbie Smith :
Omg this is hilarious
2025-05-25 10:40:34
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ninasarahchisholm
Nina Sarah 🤍 :
This was the SMOOTHEST continuous insult I’ve ever seen 😅😂
2025-05-24 08:51:52
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jordddd95
jordddd :
Undercooked Pokémon sent me😭😭😭😭
2025-05-24 10:41:33
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clairelynch813
claire :
crusty wee panic attack that got me 😂
2025-05-24 20:22:12
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megspoon
Meg :
a swear Scottish insults are just the best 😂 👏👏👏
2025-05-24 09:01:57
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johnprice1045_freetheuk
johnprice1045#FREETHEUK :
the pokemon comment killed me of 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2025-05-24 08:14:49
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tin241160
Tin :
Tougher shells on boiled eggs I'm dead😂😂😂
2025-05-24 18:58:17
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mis_fit2001
Mis🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Fit :
This is why I love this country😭 our banter and insults are over the top but needed
2025-05-24 17:41:57
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reedy29
Reedy :
Before I get the garlic butter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2025-05-24 16:16:45
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mcowan.art
Megan :
salad prongs don't get the attention it deserves. salad prong appreciation
2025-05-25 20:55:02
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kenneth.hall81
Kenneth Hall :
we panick attack 😂😂😂
2025-05-24 10:22:37
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jayp8
jamie :
under cooked pokemon killed me 😂😂
2025-05-24 10:13:05
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iainwilson55
Iain Wilson :
We need a full nature documentary narrated like this 🤣
2025-05-24 16:33:02
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elliefincharcher
Ellie F-A 🇬🇧-🇮🇪 :
Those insults were so beautifully Scottish. *chefs kiss* (except the chef that lost his crayfish, he’s probably livid)
2025-05-24 21:50:17
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rissyroo81
rissyroo81 :
Can’t believe I’m admitting this but I jumped at the Transformers music & his claws coming up 🤣😅🤣
2025-05-24 08:48:06
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maniccmikeyy
ManicMikey💀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 :
"undercooked pokemon" im dead 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣 nothing beats Scottish insults 🤣🤣🤣
2025-05-24 21:53:27
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