@imjohnsimmons: Out late. Nae drama. Then this lobster squares up casual, like he’s Begbie wae claws. And what does the “hardman” dae? Shites it. Slides back in his shell like nothin happened. Mate thought he was about to make history — ended up gettin roasted outside a shop. 🦞💥 Seafood called me out in front of a burd. Couldn’t let that slide. Glesga patter,Street beef. Madness daily. Follow or fight me. #scottishtiktok #glasgowtiktok #lobster #beef #scottish #glasgow
John Simmons
Region: GB
Friday 23 May 2025 17:20:48 GMT
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joeblogz_ :
Killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2025-07-22 16:03:32
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Reece Vince :
That was fucking amazing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2025-06-04 20:59:44
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Gerwyn Swithin Pritchard :
that accent and them quotes 🤣🤣 got me buckled over 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2025-06-02 14:25:38
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Ad :
garlic butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2025-06-17 13:31:05
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DamoT :
Up the Scot’s just like us Irish 😂😂😂😂🇮🇪🔥🔥
2025-05-26 22:53:38
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James and Frank adventures :
I'm English, I had subtitles, I still don't know half of what u said lol
2025-06-15 12:23:06
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Kerry McFarlane :
😂😂😂😂BRILL IF Y NOE Y NOE 😂
2025-06-06 09:09:04
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lugar 67 :
That's was class bro 🤣 🤣 👌
2025-05-31 18:53:40
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sstepperss :
“Seen tougher shells on boiled eggs” 🤣
2025-05-29 21:20:26
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Debbie Smith :
Omg this is hilarious
2025-05-25 10:40:34
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Nina Sarah 🤍 :
This was the SMOOTHEST continuous insult I’ve ever seen 😅😂
2025-05-24 08:51:52
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jordddd :
Undercooked Pokémon sent me😭😭😭😭
2025-05-24 10:41:33
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claire :
crusty wee panic attack that got me 😂
2025-05-24 20:22:12
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Meg :
a swear Scottish insults are just the best 😂 👏👏👏
2025-05-24 09:01:57
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johnprice1045#FREETHEUK :
the pokemon comment killed me of 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2025-05-24 08:14:49
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Tin :
Tougher shells on boiled eggs I'm dead😂😂😂
2025-05-24 18:58:17
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Mis🏴Fit :
This is why I love this country😭 our banter and insults are over the top but needed
2025-05-24 17:41:57
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Reedy :
Before I get the garlic butter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2025-05-24 16:16:45
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Megan :
salad prongs don't get the attention it deserves. salad prong appreciation
2025-05-25 20:55:02
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Kenneth Hall :
we panick attack 😂😂😂
2025-05-24 10:22:37
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jamie :
under cooked pokemon killed me 😂😂
2025-05-24 10:13:05
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Iain Wilson :
We need a full nature documentary narrated like this 🤣
2025-05-24 16:33:02
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Ellie F-A 🇬🇧-🇮🇪 :
Those insults were so beautifully Scottish. *chefs kiss* (except the chef that lost his crayfish, he’s probably livid)
2025-05-24 21:50:17
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rissyroo81 :
Can’t believe I’m admitting this but I jumped at the Transformers music & his claws coming up 🤣😅🤣
2025-05-24 08:48:06
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ManicMikey💀🏴 :
"undercooked pokemon" im dead 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣 nothing beats Scottish insults 🤣🤣🤣
2025-05-24 21:53:27
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