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thegoldensauce :
see that's exactly what happened THEN THE COMIC RELIEF MADE A SELF SACRIFICE
2025-05-26 16:58:55
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una 🐦⬛🪰🦂🪲 :
sometimes our sessions are super dramatic and then sometimes we play almost 7 hours straight of a basketball game against count dracula (count dunkula of the court) in order to save our characters lives
2025-05-27 04:29:04
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landon :) :
made it out in.... in...
2025-07-05 06:38:32
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AstViking :
I had a 45 minute discussion with both my party and DM about casting plant growth on myself as an ultimate weapon. (I was infected by flowers and vines.) We came to the conclusion that by casting Plant Growth at the third level, I’d essentially turn myself into a biological weapon of mass destruction by spreading spores and plants everywhere. Guess who’s got an ultimate move now?
2025-05-27 04:20:51
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DREW XP🏳️⚧️ :
I literally ruined what was supposed to be a 3 hour game by just saying "can i use locate creature?" and then we started goofing off and then the dm had a seizure[embarrassed]
2025-05-27 12:08:08
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Autumn :
Once derailed our campaign for a full hour with the worst joke lmao DM *trying to get us back on topic*: “you see the door is ajar” Player: “I thought it was a door?” For some reason it got us
2025-05-27 06:28:44
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Han / Lloyd :
We had an epic battle and the first thing our pc said was “Have you heard of Tupperware?”
2025-05-27 10:44:59
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you can call me "m!" :
no one specified the kind of emotions being felt when saying it's emotional
2025-05-27 02:26:41
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kirt 🌳🫁(🕯Ivan will live🕯) :
THIS SO FR OMGSH. YESTERDAY I WAS DOING DND W MY FRIENDS AND IT ENDED UP WITH A PLUSHY BEING USED AS A VOLLEYBALL 💔
2025-08-16 18:14:42
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♤Cryptical/🛗♾️/🍪🏃♂️/ :
We made up this theoretical kobold that we made fun of for the entire campaign. Anytime anything bad happened "God damn it Dill's at it again!" my character also didn't believe in dragons. the entire campaign centered dragons.
2025-05-27 09:22:30
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E-liter 4K :
My party spent 15 minutes discussing a normalunlocked door 😭
2025-05-27 16:06:37
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Silly Billy :
I overheard the dnd kids playing one time in math and i’ve never heard such interesting conversations 😭🙏
2025-05-27 03:38:00
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an :
no bc our entire group for VTM is a bunch of ADHD or Autists, me and another player spent almost an hour investigating a room making "sniff + waft bonus" rolls bc I play the equivalent of a vampire dog girl and she was waving air to me 😭 dm and our fourth was in tears by the fifth sniff+waft
2025-05-27 07:40:41
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Leroy :
One piece you say?
2025-05-27 02:50:57
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supernerdtendo :
we once had a 20+ minute argument over inventory distribution before realizing the barbarians player misunderstood who had what and was accidently inventing items turning it into the "Who's on first" bit from Abbot & Costello
2025-05-26 18:00:24
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່ :
We failed to summon the spirit of Pope Francis and accidentally summoned Luigi from Mario.
2025-05-27 11:31:10
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🍋☎️Hydration Demon :D 🌈♾️ :
My character accidentally started the purge, then he single handedly defeated a boss, then he accidentally wandered into another boss fight and failed every perception check to notice her and got jumpscared by a shadow child
2025-05-27 16:40:14
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Poet 🧍♂️✨ :
this except that's how we started the campaign
2025-05-29 01:17:59
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yakketyyak :
I sub in as a player for one of my friends very occasionally and it was rlly late and when I inspected a painting that appeared to be a clue (there was a puzzle involving statues in a large room of paintings) which had a small red stain on the back i for some reason decided the logical course of action was for my character to cut their hand and smear their blood all over back of the painting as if that would do anything
2025-05-28 21:30:22
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Poem Boy (The Jester) :
Me and one guy were trying to make a box for a deck of many things, then another player who’s character just got resurrected as a devil, teleported in in a blaze of fire, destroyed the box (because they wanted the deck) and then proceeded to get punched by an artificer armorer gauntlet, crit for 20 damage and laid out with that one punch (no regrets)
2025-05-27 02:52:27
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Adventurous Maximas :
Player: The Dore can't be unlocked after all this time DM: Correct is actually a mimic Player: A what?!
2025-05-27 21:17:51
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Helios :
we literally got in an argument about how we as a group have to tell our Platonic Poly Family’s dragon child that one of the party members “went to the store for world domination” and wouldn’t be back. it took 30 minutes.
2025-05-26 23:33:14
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Rye Land :
in one piece you say?
2025-05-27 01:58:44
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Number 1 FinnSowle Fan :
party married two characters from a different campaign in our oneshot. the altar was a mimic. we still married them
2025-05-26 20:53:48
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