everything would be explained in perfect detail and schedules would be like clockwork. you guys remember that contractor during covid who went viral because he said he would be ONLY hiring autistic in the future people because of this kid he'd hired who turned out to be elite at his job. 🤣
2025-07-13 20:59:51
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ijuko67 :
*looking worried in european* 👀
2025-05-31 13:19:36
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Caroline :
me, autistic and wearing my shirt from the model train museum
2025-05-30 16:29:49
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Gabby ✨ :
Also like why doesn’t America have trains??
2025-05-31 06:05:40
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OzvenomDnD2 :
A lot longer than 50 years.
2025-05-30 16:21:27
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Adam :
This is the best take I’ve ever seen.
2025-05-30 12:31:46
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North Church🇨🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸 :
All foods would be made in such a way that they do not set off texture sensitivity
2025-08-04 17:13:00
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Sam :
And the trains would have quiet-only cars and no big lights and extra insulation from the outside noise and great air circulation
2025-05-30 21:50:04
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Hooks :
I believe in an America that unironically wears a fedora while playing D&D on a train.
2025-05-29 19:29:14
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carrotjuiceismurder :
autism came over with the Germans they invented it after all 😂
2025-06-03 00:53:00
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luckyou2042 :
the first vaccine was formulated int the late 1700's small pox i believe. in Spain. they used cow pox which is why its named vaccine. vaca is Spanish for cow. may not be 100% accurate but I'm close
2025-06-04 02:36:34
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AcceptingUncleMurphy :
guffawed. And said out loud, "that's good."
This is why stand up exists.
Speaking truth to power in the most elegant of phrase available
2025-05-31 03:18:16
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eva🆘🇺🇸 :
one time i was hanging out with a group of new people (10+) who i suspected were autistic and i said during a lull in the convo "what do yall think about trains?" and the room ERUPTED with praise about trains
2025-05-30 22:35:34
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Jacob Richard Fish :
dude, cross country railway vacation with friends and play dnd sounds amazing
2025-06-02 02:32:38
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Midge :
Also we wouldn’t have trains. Now my brain is extra confused
2025-05-30 14:18:19
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llladygoodman :
I told my husband when we met that I loved trains. he told his friends who just assumed, without ever meeting me, that I was autistic. I'm not (that I know of)
2025-05-31 03:36:34
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Charles🦇🌙 :
as an autistic guy working for a train company.. this is funny
2025-06-01 08:19:03
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Izzy :
I worked as a para in a school with mainly autistic students. We had massive realistic train murals painted in the cafeteria. fedora dominate our school dances.
2025-05-30 22:06:14
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Andres :
instant repost
2025-06-05 19:24:56
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probably asleep :
this is a really good point
2025-07-02 04:52:23
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user2368234063249 :
this is the same "joke of a conspiracy" as "if we faked the moon landing the russians wouldve blasted that news EVERYWHERE"
2025-06-01 01:18:37
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F. Lyon DeWall :
End of story. The proof is in.
2025-07-15 21:47:26
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GahMahGee :
My 6yr old grandson has an EXTENSIVE hat collection... this tracks. lol
2025-07-15 11:36:42
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