@britney.storm: the audacity of this man 😒

Dyslexic Sandwitch :

that was actually just his alarm to remind him to fart

Wren :

I fear this is a common experience

⟡ Brooke Doll ⟡ :

I know my bf is waking up when he starts farting in the bed… I hate it

Trinity Bouwman :

i just woke my bf up by farting 🥀🥀

nicole :

why are the morning farts 10x worse then regular ones

dudewipes :

Dude is gonna need us

❀𝓟𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓲ᖭི༏ᖫྀ :

𝒢 :

he woke up, looked at me, slapped my forehead, smiled, and went back to sleep

𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆💕 :

mine has a whole conversation with me then goes back to sleep and doesn’t remember it when he wakes up again

nat cat :

men are such interesting creatures

tyskie :

peak male experience

miu :

my bf just woke up, wished me a happy birthday and then went back to sleep AND farted.

kait :

I swear they hold it in all night while sleeping then let it loose in the morning as a way to torture us

ur bf :

glad to know this must be a pretty gf experience

kyla💋🕊️ :

i fear this is me to my man lmao

ellie :

mine too. mine too.

⚘𝒊𝒗𝒚!ও࿐ :

johnyyyy_23208 :

well in that case

ginger ale :

that right there, that's love sweetie. Enjoy 😂

walking corpse :

he doesn't even wake up, I'M THE ONE who turns off his alarm 😭

Ábel Dékány :

Do we all have the same boyfriend?

Ells🍒 :

No fr it’s just torture 😂

Riley :

Kiko~© :

So boyfriends are just universal atp

Grogs :

I swear I didn’t