Ru Paul was on the Graham Norton show and he told a story about master punchlines. The story he told was of a woman who would always say after someone had left the table and come back, “well say it to her face” 🤣
2025-06-04 21:23:55
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Big_Zizzle :
My Arrested Development inspired one “and that’s why you always leave a note.”
2025-06-05 03:44:11
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Nik Vaughn :
Used, I think, the same as "I think you know" I prefer "you don't want to know" what's done that hole?... you don't want to know! what's your brother doing? You don't want to know!
2025-06-06 11:22:22
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Anthony Puma :
sir, you can't park there
2025-06-06 06:14:25
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Brittanni Gallier :
When people talkin I jst be randomly sayin “are you yelling” 😂😂😂😂
2025-06-05 08:36:40
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Al :
When someone offers my wife anything she said “no thanks I have to drive home”
2025-06-06 17:58:00
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Cari :
When someone trips over nothing: “watch out for that flat spot on the floor there”
2025-06-05 02:59:34
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Evan Jones475 :
Anytime a joke doesn’t land say “oh you must not have heard me,” then repeat the joke and then keep doing that until they laugh
2025-06-05 02:06:22
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Kingman :
“Sounds like my high school prom”
2025-06-05 01:29:08
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robertmulvey7 :
Too soon?
2025-07-02 10:50:00
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Ashley Bandstra :
"I'll tell you later" to someone or people I'm talking to, when someone walks up on a conversation they weren't invited to.
2025-06-05 03:23:55
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Ryan Ward :
When someone apologizes for anything I like to say “don’t be sorry, be better“
2025-06-06 17:10:06
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Rigga :
One I love to use is every time I hear someone say that something smells good I go “sorry I farted”
2025-06-05 18:49:34
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CRed1 :
"yep you'll have that on them bigger jobs" said literally after anything
2025-06-08 03:07:29
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russgeorge898 :
I like to use “sounds like the name of a country song”
2025-06-05 12:20:22
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Jon :
I hate when that happens. lol
2025-06-06 16:03:53
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Emily Lilley :
I like “now I’ve seen everything!”
2025-06-06 04:27:34
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Jason Liardi :
I always say "you probably left it at work" when someone's looking for something at work
2025-06-05 19:03:37
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Sarah something :
That’s what I told my doctor.
2025-06-06 01:44:15
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Gabbie :
Anytime someone says they’re going to the bathroom I say “be safe”
2025-06-04 22:27:07
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Sarah :
"that's just par for the course" when it is absolutely not normal
2025-06-06 04:31:32
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the fartist :
“no thanks i’m trying to quit” when offered virtually anything.
2025-06-04 02:31:45
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Charlee :
“I hate when that happens” after somebody tells a story about something that is so niche and specific
2025-06-05 03:58:27
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143Jeannie42 :
When someone sneezes over two, my family says "Now you're just doing it for attention"
2025-06-05 05:02:42
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Candace Gatson :
My husband and I’s version of that’s what she said is “I’ll ____ your _____”. It has to come from the sentence the other person just said. For example, “Can you pickup a bag of salad?” Response would be, “I’ll bag your salad,” in a suggestive voice.
2025-06-05 15:22:32
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