@ultrax99999: The U.S. military parade was less ‘show of strength’ and more ‘circus sideshow.’ Watching soldiers stumble like they were auditioning for a slapstick comedy was truly inspiring… if your inspiration is how not to run a parade. Who knew the Pentagon was secretly training for a new event: synchronized tripping in the rain? Forget tanks and jets — the real highlight was the collective faceplant. America’s finest, now also America’s funniest.