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Jeremiah :
How would it be lying to God if he knows everything? Did she think an all knowing being would be confused by a skort?
2025-06-18 04:20:42
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Danni :
wouldn't the parents be in charge of clothes for a first grader?
2025-06-17 21:38:08
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🐝🇵🇸 Bee 🌀🎢 :
I literally just bought my first skort. I'm delighted that I put the fear of God into God :)
2025-06-18 12:43:39
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jenn ✨ :
“is he dead I don’t know the rules”
2025-06-18 02:32:59
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EricaK :
“Behind the rock, sure whatever you say”. Honestly that one sounds like we’re messing with everyone.
2025-06-17 22:16:22
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FroggyWentCourtinBenderisGreat :
Wasn’t allowed to watch TMNT because mutant=evolution=the devil.
2025-06-18 02:23:03
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aksr785 :
I love Taylor bc I grew up religious and you can only truly make fun if you experienced it
2025-06-18 08:09:36
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Emma Julian :
I wasn’t allowed to watch Rugrats because they had “bad attitudes” towards their parents. Love that this is in no way a unique experience 😂
2025-06-18 04:38:43
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SpheresWithEars :
I had a friend whose mother made her use “oh my word” instead of “oh my goodness” because humans are inherently evil and only God is good.
2025-06-17 23:51:25
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oldautisticme :
Did that teacher think god was mad that the shorts part was messing with his view?
2025-06-18 03:47:02
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Irish Lily :
my bf wasn't raised Christian and I love telling him Bible stories just for his reactions. "Lot did WHAT with his daughters?!?!" or ".... why did David need so many 4 skins?"
2025-06-19 03:22:03
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maia :
but i thought bro was all-knowing?
2025-06-18 14:08:36
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a.s.h..0 :
I was about 6 when my mother was informed that my habit of making animals brightly colored (think Lisa Frank) on my coloring sheets was unnatural and not how god made them. 😭
2025-06-19 13:56:17
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titaphant :
My wife every once in a while gives me a look when I say something about how I was raised. At one point she said, “ I forgot how much religious trauma you have.” 😅
2025-06-18 19:20:53
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Ampsand888 :
Ah yes, skorts the kind of pants that made an Irish women sports league a controversy.
2025-06-17 23:26:01
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Sarex Siikeward🆘🇺🇸 :
oh. I did grow up HYPER religious. Ok. 😩😂
2025-06-18 06:09:48
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corallizzie8 :
My grandmother told me I was the devils span one Sunday because I didn’t feel like going to church with her 🤯
2025-06-17 22:43:42
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DirrtyDan 🏳️🌈💙🇺🇸 :
The sad thing is, as a kid, if I was sick during the week I missed school. If I was sick on Sunday, I was at church because only then and there could I be prayed for 🤣🤣💙💙
2025-06-18 01:16:35
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🫧 Bubble 🫧 :
I wasn’t allowed to watch Rugrats because “the name is mean.” I shit you not. I watched ER with my parents (until there was a lesbian character), but I wasn’t allowed to watch Rugrats.
2025-06-18 06:54:46
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🍉Celticrose888 :
I wasn't allowed to watch the THIF Sabrina the Teenage Witch (with Melissa Joan Hart) at 16 but I WAS allowed to watch STEPHEN KINGS THE STAND at 10 YEARS OLD😳😳🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
2025-06-18 16:14:34
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NP Pens 🏴 :
I love people like this. If they're offended, it must be because god is offended; if they're confused, you must be trying to confuse god. They read all that stuff about how man cannot know god's will and said, "That's certainly true for everyone but me."
2025-06-18 09:39:02
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crazyscrunchyfam :
As someone who grew up Christian homeschooled in Southern MO…very accurate
2025-06-18 10:54:51
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sixcrazycatsaz :
Tell this to the nun who taught my Christian Morality class who tried to give me detention because I forgot to wear socks one day 😂
2025-06-17 23:36:32
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saturn moth caterpillar :
So that's why dresses don't have pockets? They are not... biblically accurate?
2025-06-18 21:54:24
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Koty Pietschmann :
I went to a Christian homeschool in a church for 10th grade and got reprimanded for wearing a peace sign because it’s a broken cross.
2025-06-18 01:15:46
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