If it aint “you reposted in the wrong neighborhood” it aint the one
2025-06-20 04:05:58
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Haydrik :
"Now I'll be honest, I don't really understand; but I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands and I got records on my fingers- (what?) records on my fingers! I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop. (Don't stop!) I can't stop, I got a platypus controlling me. (what?) I got a platypus controlling me! Now let me sum it up, it was a strange set of circumstances... (strange set of circumstances!) I fell down this hill, I got glue on my hands; now I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop. (don't stop! don't stop!) Well I would if I was able. There's a platypus controlling me, he's underneath the table! (there's a platypus controlling him- what?) [oh, I get it! platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you DOWN! like corporations are a platypus!] (the government's a platypus! your teacher is a platypus!) (society's a platypus, my parents are a platypus, the media's a platypus; it's all just propaganda! we've all got a platypus controlling us!) No, just me- (we've all got a platypus controlling us!) I'd stop if I was able... (we've all got a platypus controlling us!) I'm not speaking metaphorically! The platypus controlling me is underneath the table- wait... oh wait, no, he's gone! Hey! There's no platypus controlling me... there's no platypus controlling me!"