@whacky_jitehouse: Let me know what I should burn down #arson #fyppp

Homo retardi :

You can still become the president

Miranda :

Felons can’t go to war, but one can start WWIII? 😭😭😭

Jash the Tampede :

So felons aren’t allowed to fight in wars but they can start them??!?

marigold ☼︎ :

my exes house ill pay you i swear

Jaclynn :

🧟‍♀️freshgreen420 :

Nah go to the looney bin they don’t like em either

aldischickensalad :

lista :) :

i been needing a new car, hopefully it’s easy like it is in gta

Big Company :

Fascinating that a felon can’t fight in a war but can start one. Or can’t vote but can be the fucking president

Sam swaps1 :

If you’re gonna do it you need to do it smart, I’d falsify business records so I’ll still be able to run for president afterwards 😁

Kwal⁷ :

you can also get a minor felony for climbing the towns watertower apparently 🤷‍♀️

🧅 Lord Swamp Daddy 🧅 :

Can we gang up and go to the bank?

ohnowereoutofmilk🇵🇱🇪🇺🇳🇱 :

oh so thats why he started it

Elijah20321 :

If you have a felony you basically lose citizenship besides paying taxes

Killer Falafel :

What felony gets you the least amount of jail time?

alex :

GO IN THERE AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER RIGHT NOW 💣💣💣💣💣💣💣

cece_4570 :

so how many billionaires are left? 😏

Datniġğã :

Anyone can be drafted

yocomonaranjas :

guys what’s the easiest and least terrible felony

Erik Reyes :

“Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today”

Moth Baby :

"FERB, I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO TODAY!!!"

emilyyuh :

I feel like this is a two birds one stone moment

Sunflower :

whoooo said thattttt ✋🏻

atomicskyrat :

shit we can't draft most of the magats

Lyss :

I vote you guys send all the felons to war, some of them have killing experience, some of them are shitty people and the other one is Donald so sounds like a win win