@idlelark: It’d be a miracle Mac that would agree to date me considering my Google searches #dateeverything #dateeverythinggame #macdateeverything

Aniyah™️ 💸 :

Mr. Cheesey Mc cheese 2.0 :

MAC MENTIONED also I just did the same thing today! pretty sure I'm not going to die lol

🌀💾Lesbro station🕸️☎️|🖥️💚 :

Me when I realized I may have been accidentally drinking black mold water for months

sharingan-cipher :

MWUAH :

☆⚢•A1D3N_B3ST13•⚢☆ :

thetoiletking34 :

MAC🔛🔝❗️❗️🗣🗣🔥🔥🗿🗿

Tuxedosamfan :

Bottom 5 datable

=Kitty= :

me after I ate moldy sour cream (my brother saw it and didn't tell me. sick all night💔💔💔)

Izzy⚡️🦈 •in your closet :

MAC MENTIONED [happy]

DrexFallen :

Mac finding out I accidentally drank tank water

WickRolled :

me: computer how do you spell resturants. restaraunts? the places you eat at... mac: 😒 😑

Oliver :

mercury :

D I S T U B E D 🐞٭*✦•∘˚✽ :

⭐❤️ralsei❤️⭐ :

if you searched up r34 on mac would that be the equivalent of teasing?

P1 :

Mac

POE'S #1 FAN ｡˚🐈‍⬛.𖥔 ݁ ˖ 🦝 :

MY GLORIOUS MONARCH MAC 🙏🙏

Мікроб :

I ate some big pieces of mold accidentally when I got them in my juice, nothing happened

wafflezzzand_pancakes :

Mac mentioned [cute]

toad_the_clown :

I drank a big gulp of hydrogen peroxide once and didn’t notice! I went “damn I didn’t know water bottles could expire. Gross” then realised like 4 hours later that that was my bottle of hydrogen peroxide for cleaning 🫠 the realisation hit me like a train lmao

ace_the_human :

Friend fed me moldy bread

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Captain Rizz :

Me after i drank month old apple juice full of mold ❤️‍🩹