This one time in college this girl wanted me to speak Farsi to her in the moment…I hadn’t spoken it fluently since my grandfather had passed when I was 9. So I just started reciting Persian dishes and asking her how her day was in between telling her she was beautiful. She got off to me naming my favorite foods and never knew.
2025-06-28 04:57:32
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NotReallyKenya :
As he was finishing he just yelled „catch!” 😭
2025-06-27 02:48:43
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raisehellpraisemel :
the amount of times i‘ve been called mommy by a man older than me smh
2025-06-26 23:31:14
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ojdonnelly251 :
Only a true knight gets blood on his sword
2025-06-27 16:41:08
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KRIS🐍 :
He called me stepmom… I’m 17 he is 19
2025-06-26 19:18:25
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Sir Pixelot :
I came to add some unhinged stuff, but the rest of the comments so far are nowhere near unhinged enough for me to feel comfy enough for that
2025-06-27 00:49:54
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Abs :
I’ll passionately kiss him in public and be like “best brother ever!!!!” Very loudly. Or he will get a little handsy in public and I’ll bark very loudly back “mom said we can’t do that anymore!!!!”
2025-06-28 17:09:38
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JJ :
"here comes the bird" while moving the middle and ring finger...
2025-06-27 00:43:36
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zoe henderson :
"u're almost pretty" um thanks? i guess?
2025-06-27 02:53:41
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the badonkadonk 👹 :
I had an ex that said “Shazam” after EVERY SINGLE TIME he finished
2025-06-27 23:56:46
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Badé :
i'm afraid we hit the language barrier now
2025-06-26 20:02:00
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KayyoMD :
my friend called his gf "my little ketchup bottle" when she was on her 🩸
2025-06-27 08:50:14
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Chad Swiggleworth :
I accidentally said “good heavens” once 😔
2025-06-27 17:33:46
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Fizzy Drink :
I don't remember very well but I think he said something degrading and I said "I don't like that" so he fixed it by saying "you are a very nice person."
2025-06-27 23:53:12
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dian :
He called me sis during arrival 😃 im arriving sis yes sis
2025-06-28 09:17:42
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Cigarettes For Breakfast :
I just slapped her across the face, it was like our 4th time fooling around... she DID NOT like that. married 11 years now, we do..much....much..
...much worse
2025-06-28 04:08:10
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Tibbbz :
new punishment : "tell me 3 things you love about yourself"
good girl 🫠
2025-06-28 18:28:20
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Sean Byrne :
I was out to dinner with my partner at the time. I was eyeing her up because she looked stunning (more than usual). She asked what I was looking at and I said “prey”. (She had been reading some romance book and mentioned it a couple weeks before). I have never seen her ask for the check so quick in my life.
2025-07-01 13:20:17
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tanita🐻🪐 :
Can’t say anything bc all the men I’ve been with have been to scared to even make any sound 😭
2025-06-27 10:04:59
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Shauna_0307 :
My friends ex called out her little brothers name. He was like a full on child
2025-06-27 11:30:58
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Amanda :
as he was finishing he said “this is for youuuu”
2025-06-27 19:20:34
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Crutcher Dunnavant :
you know the song "Diggy Diggy Hole"? "I am a Dwarf and I'm digging a hole, Diggy Diggy Hole, Diggy Diggy Hole"?
yeah. yeah, I sang that to her
2025-06-27 10:12:33
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Shy🍉🇭🇺 :
"The wind is blowing you... Y'know, bc you're outside and it's windy". My bf of 4 years everyone 💀🤣
2025-06-26 20:01:37
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