Elyse Myers
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Tiffany 🦄 :
I once threatened to take away Lucky Charms for THEIR WHOLE LIFE. 😂😂
2025-06-27 03:22:15
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Liliac :
I once had to ration how long they were allowed to look out the car window because my 2nd youngest was "stealing all the cow spotting"
2025-06-27 09:36:54
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Lexxie Shelton :
"why do you have a book in your underwear?!" toddlers are WILD.
2025-07-17 10:30:35
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Support Staff Run The School :
"Stop casting spells on your sister when she doesn't want you to." They were in a Harry Potter phase
2025-06-27 05:53:54
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morgan ™️ :
ptsd from toddlers is a thing. it’s science.
2025-06-27 02:27:28
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Destinee :
Heavy on “ anything that can be a vessel for that much liquid is straight from hell”
2025-06-27 02:23:29
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Jessica Oxenreider :
Bed time is the leading cause of dehydration in my house. Lol toddlers 😂😂😂
2025-06-27 02:22:40
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smross311 :
We took away “breakfast candy” one time 😂😂😂
2025-06-27 02:27:19
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Dragoste😘 :
I just saw you on Mrs Rachel’s episode and I loved it so much !!!!
2025-08-28 22:13:05
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Kylee H :
Parenting is a wild ride, friend.
2025-06-27 02:20:48
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BriansMonologue :
I once had to tell my two daughters to stop drinking water aggressively at each other.
2025-06-27 11:40:11
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Kylie Thomas Mollenhauer :
A common phrase in our house is, "you've lost your gravity privileges!" Aka, they get held upside down for a few seconds (17mo) or have to go upside down on the couch for a few minutes (6yo). It's actually a regulation technique but funny to say. 😅
2025-06-27 03:24:53
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Kelsey Agar :
I need you to be on Kylie Kelce's not gonna lie podcast and share momhood stories.
2025-06-27 03:42:59
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wherethefismyvillage :
My biggest words of wisdom are “only pour out the amount of Cheerios you are willing to clean up off the floor.” This applies to many, many things with toddlers.
2025-06-27 04:19:30
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Pamela Marie💕 :
Had to take away my toddler’s emotional support ashtray bc he wouldn’t stop throwing it. None of us smoke sooooo idk what’s up with it even being a thing but 🤷🏻♀️
2025-06-27 06:58:08
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Forthmilazzo :
lol… I put myself in time out, and told my kids that they couldn’t bother me for 10 mins.😂
2025-06-27 10:39:16
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Tch 90 :
“I’ve had it young man! No spoons for a week!” - Elyse
2025-06-27 02:31:23
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suziQTrichards :
I get it. I once grounded my youngest from ranch dressing… but IT WORKED! She changed that tude so fast.
2025-06-27 02:34:31
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j :
I told my kid when he was 2 he couldn’t use his fingers anymore because it’s was 3am and he was playing with his fingers like they were people. How they heck do you get them to sleep when they’ve got toys as appendages
2025-06-27 03:23:44
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NatMarTom :
My toddler frequently looses pants privileges. As in you’ve peed through enough pairs of pants today that you are no longer allowed to wear pants
2025-06-27 13:30:48
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casey 🌿 :
The other day I said “it’s too early in the morning to debate ball python sleeping habits can we please just put our shoes on??” And I’ll never forget it.
2025-06-27 11:42:00
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Best3ever :
I had to say, “stop licking the Barbie heads. They have bath bubbles on them” to which my child said, “it’s so I don’t have to brush my teeth”
2025-06-27 05:42:54
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snowpeapod :
✨️relatable✨️
2025-07-14 14:43:51
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Monique Louise :
Gardening?! I thought couldn’t love you anymore!
2025-06-27 03:52:07
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ridgehavenranch :
It’s such a specific level of parenting overstimulation when you’re like reverse-Oprah mode “and YOU will never get a fork again! And YOU OVER THERE will NEVER SEE THAT KINDLE AGAIN”
2025-06-27 05:09:35
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